TRUMP 2028: Another Mutation? Kerrigan's Take on the Terran Power Play!

Mutation Complete: Hats and Hope?

So the Terrans are at it again. This time it seems their esteemed leader Donald Trump – the one who makes Arcturus Mengsk look like a benevolent dictator – is testing the waters for a potential… *third* term. Yes you heard right. Apparently two terms of 'making America great again' weren't enough to purge all the xeno scum… or whatever it is they're on about. His online store is now hawking 'Trump 2028' hats and shirts. I must say their fashion sense is even worse than a Marine in pink armor.

Rewrite the Rules: Sounds Familiar

One shirt even screams 'Rewrite the Rules!' Oh the irony. Reminds me of a certain someone who tore through the Koprulu Sector bending everything to her will. Except unlike me Trump needs to amend the Constitution. Seems even Terran laws are inconvenient when you're craving more power. You know I've rewritten a few rules myself mostly regarding the definition of 'extinction level event.'

White House Whispers: "It's a Cool Hat!"

The White House when questioned redirected inquiries to the Trump Organization. Typical. Karoline Leavitt a White House press secretary chirped "But it's a cool hat and I suspect it will be highly popular!" A cool hat? Is that the official stance now? I've seen more strategic thinking from a Drone trying to mine a depleted mineral patch. At least she didn't say "My life for Aiur!"... or did she?

Trump's Teasing: "I Like Working."

Trump himself has been coy dropping hints like a Battlecruiser dropping nukes on a Zergling rush. "A lot of people want me to do it," he claims. "I like working." Oh I bet he does. Ruling with an iron fist – or a tiny Twitter account – must be quite the invigorating hobby. He also said there are methods which he could seek another term. "I suspect I won't be running again unless you say 'He's so good we've got to figure something else out,'" he reportedly said. As if I didn't have enough nightmares.

Bannon's Bold Prediction: January 20 2029

Then there's Steve Bannon who let's just say isn't exactly known for his… *subtlety.* He's practically guaranteeing a third term. "On the afternoon of January 20th of 2029 he's going to be president of the United States," Bannon declared. He even claims to have a 'team' dedicated to making it happen. They have a team? Good luck with that. Building a Zerg Swarm is easier than navigating Terran bureaucracy trust me.

Constitutional Chaos: Ogles to the Rescue?

Adding fuel to the fire Representative Andy Ogles has introduced a resolution to amend the Constitution specifically tailored to let Trump have another go. Because apparently the existing rules are just a minor inconvenience for the truly power hungry. At least Ogles isn't trying to fool anyone unlike the Tal'darim. Well I hope the Terrans can sort out this mess. I've got enough on my plate trying to keep the Swarm from accidentally evolving into something even *more* horrifying.