Birthright Brouhaha: Even the Supreme Court Thinks Trump's Latest Scheme is Bananas

The Swarm Descends on the Supreme Court (Metaphorically of Course)

Greetings lesser beings! It is I Sarah Kerrigan Queen of Blades here to weigh in on the latest Terran… er Supreme Court drama. Seems a certain loud mouthed Terran commander—who shall remain nameless but rhymes with 'Dump'—is trying to pull a fast one with an executive order about birthright citizenship. Honestly he's about as subtle as a siege tank in a nursery. And now the Supreme Court is looking into this mess. As if they don't have enough on their plate. I've got planets to conquer people!

Sotomayor Kagan and Brown Jackson: The Terran's Worst Nightmare

Three Supreme Court Justices – Sotomayor Kagan and Brown Jackson – tore into the Justice Department lawyer defending this nonsense. Sotomayor even pointed out that this order 'violates four Supreme Court precedents.' Four! That’s like saying you missed one Baneling – except this Baneling is the entire legal system! Kagan bless her sharp mind grilled the lawyer on how anyone affected could possibly fight this thing. The Justice Department lawyer's defense was weaker than a marine against a Zergling rush.

A 'Catch Me If You Can' Justice System? Sounds About Right

Brown Jackson hit the nail on the head calling this a 'catch me if you can' regime. I mean seriously? Is this how the Terrans run things? No wonder they're always getting overrun by Zerg. 'Everybody has to have a lawyer and file a lawsuit in order for the government to stop violating people's rights?' The absurdity is almost poetic like watching a Hydralisk try to thread a needle.

Trump's Truth Social Rant: As Eloquent as a Mutalisk Screech

And then there's the former president's Truth Social rant. He claims birthright citizenship is for 'people taking vacations' and 'laughing at the 'SUCKERS' that we are!' Oh the irony! As if anyone needs a vacation to become a citizen. He even had the audacity to invoke the Civil War! Sounds like someone needs to brush up on their history – or maybe just take a long relaxing trip to the Char. Trust me you will love the heat.

The Real Question: Can Judges Actually Stop This Madness?

The Supreme Court isn't even dealing with the constitutionality of the order (yet). They're just trying to figure out if judges can actually block the order nationwide. Can district court judges actually stop a presidential order nationwide or just in individual states? Talk about a jurisdictional nightmare. If I were in charge I'd just assimilate the whole darn system and start over. Efficiency people! Learn it live it love it.

Stay Tuned Terrans! This Soap Opera is Far From Over

So there you have it. Another day another Terran made crisis. Will the Supreme Court uphold the Constitution? Will Trump’s executive order become another footnote in the history books? Only time will tell. In the meantime I'll be here watching from the shadows occasionally snacking on unsuspecting marines. After all 'Survival of the fittest,' isn't that right? Stay tuned and remember: 'You are already dead.'