Is Elon Parked Permanently? Tesla Investors Demand Musk Focus (or Maybe Pass the Ball)

¡Ay Dios Mío! Tesla in Trouble?

Hola everyone! Leo Messi here your friendly neighborhood goal scorer. I'm reading this article about Tesla and *ufff* it's messier than my son Mateo's room after a candy binge. Apparently some big shot investors are waving the yellow card at Elon Musk. They're saying Tesla's got problems—stock prices doing the tango downwards sales taking a siesta and a reputation that's gone from hero to zero faster than you can say 'GOOOOOOOOOL!'

Elon's 'Hand of God' Moment?

These investors are not happy not happy at all. They’re saying Elon's spending too much time being 'Technoking' of the universe and not enough time you know actually running Tesla. Something about his 'high profile role'—sounds important right? They want him to clock in at least 40 hours a week. 40 hours! That's like half a season of Champions League training. I think he should focus on Tesla more or maybe pass the ball to someone who can.

Payday Problems and a 25% Ownership Dream!

And hold on there’s more drama. Remember that mega deal worth $56 billion the one that got canceled? It seems a court said it was all a bit… shady. Now Elon wants *more* shares. He wants 25% control. That's like wanting to take all the penalties free kicks and corner kicks too. Even *I* share the spotlight with my teammates!

Trump Politics and a Brand Penalty Kick

Apparently Elon's also been busy with politics. Backing some guy named Trump and endorsing a party in Germany. Look I stick to football okay? Politics is more complicated than trying to dribble past five defenders. And guess what? Tesla's popularity has tanked. They were like eighth in the polls now they're 95th. That’s like going from winning the Ballon d'Or to being benched for a friendly.

European Vacation Turns Sour

And the numbers don't lie! Tesla sales in Europe have taken a nosedive. Down nearly half! ¡Madre mía! That's worse than missing a penalty in the World Cup final! So these investors holding a big chunk of Tesla stock are saying the board needs to grow a pair and tell Elon to focus. They want a new director someone who isn't buddy buddy with Musk's brother. Seems fair no? After all if you're not doing well on the field you need to make changes.

Elon's Response: More Focus... Somewhere?

Elon's response? He says he'll focus more. But on which business? Tesla? SpaceX? Some AI thing? It's like telling your coach you'll focus on the game while secretly practicing your golf swing. I get it multi tasking is important but sometimes you need to pick a position and play it well. My advice Elon? Get back in the game focus on Tesla and maybe just maybe things will start looking up. After all even the best players have slumps. The trick is to bounce back stronger. Let’s hope Tesla can pull off a 'Remontada'!