Goldman Sachs Bets on J&J: Even I Could Score with That Pick!

Another Assist for the Big Guys?

Hola everyone! Leo Messi here your favorite footballer now moonlighting as a financial guru... sort of. I saw that Goldman Sachs added Johnson & Johnson to their 'U.S. Conviction List.' Honestly it's like picking me to take a penalty – pretty safe bet right? J&J is always there like a dependable teammate. They're not exactly a flashy dribbler but they get the job done. I'm more of a flashy dribbler myself if you haven't noticed!

Trump Cards & Economic Own Goals

This Goldman Sachs guy Steven Kron is saying Trump's policies are messing with the economy causing lower growth and higher inflation? Sounds like a tough opponent! It's like trying to score when the referee is blind. You have to be extra good extra smart and maybe... just maybe... you can still win. But hey sometimes even I miss a shot '¿Qué mirás bobo?'. At least that's what some people say.

J&J: The Solid Defender in a Volatile Market

Goldman is predicting about 10% upside for J&J. Not bad eh? They call it a 'stable defensive grower.' Sounds like a good defender on the field always reliable. No crazy Maradona moments just solid performance. I respect that... sometimes. We need those guys too! You can't have a team full of Messis no?

Innovation: J&J's Secret Sauce (Not Empanadas)

Apparently J&J is investing in new medicines which is good. New medicines are always needed in the world but as long as they dont make one to stop me from playing soccer they can do whatever they want. They say it will offset some patent cliff issue on some drug called Stelera. I don't understand half of that but 'the ball is round and the game is 90 minutes' – that I understand!

Houlihan Lokey? Sounds like a Fancy Footwork

Then there's Houlihan Lokey another new addition. Goldman says they're good at handling economic slowdowns. That's like having a super fast winger who can outrun any defender even when the pitch is muddy! I appreciate a company that focuses on growth. Now if only I could get them to manage my endorsements with the same skill!

My Final Whistle: Play Smart Invest Wisely

So there you have it. My expert analysis. Remember I'm a footballer not a financial advisor. But like I always say 'You have to fight to reach your dream. You have to sacrifice and work hard for it.' Whether it's on the pitch or in the stock market give it your all. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a ball to go kick. 'La pelota siempre al 10!'