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A woman's intoxicated escapade at CIA headquarters raises questions of security and sobriety, reminding us that even the most fortified locations are not immune to the unpredictable nature of the human element. image

Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica...and a Breach at the CIA?!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:11
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Some party pooper got shot at the CIA, while some other somebodies got shot near a museum. Coincidence? Maybe. Boring? Definitely. image

CIA Headquarters Gets a Bangin' Wake-Up Call! (Not My Fault This Time!)

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:46
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Republicans narrowly pass Trump's tax bill amid Democratic opposition and internal GOP wrangling, setting the stage for a Senate showdown. Will it benefit everyone, or just the dreamiest of dreamers? image

House Passes 'Big, Beautiful' Tax Bill: Is This My Dreamhouse Reno Fund?

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:16
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The House advances Trump's tax bill after a marathon debate, but will it lead to fiscal Armageddon or just another Tuesday? image

Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Tax Bill: A Diaper Full of Fiscal Follies?

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:34
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Forrest Gump reports on the Republican party's struggle to pass Trump's tax bill, facing opposition from hardliners and market anxieties, making the Memorial Day deadline look as slippery as a wet bar of soap. image

House Republicans in a Pickle: Trump's Tax Bill Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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A satirical look at Senator Shaheen's concerns about Elon Musk's DOGE project and potential misuse of government data, all from the perspective of your friendly neighborhood billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg. image

Senator Shaheen vs The Zuck: Data Privacy Drama (and My Hilarious Take)

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:19
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The Trump administration grabs a gifted Boeing 747 from Qatar, stirring up controversy faster than I can reload my shotgun. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Scores a FREE Air Force One (Almost)!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:55
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House Republicans are in disarray as hardline conservatives threaten to sink Trump's tax bill, leaving Speaker Johnson scrambling and the White House in damage control. image

Winter is NOT Coming for Trump's Tax Bill: A Clash of Republicans and Empty Promises!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
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Reflecting on the life and legacy of Congressman Gerry Connolly, a public servant who battled cancer with 'Irish fight and humor,' leaving behind a profound impact. image

Gerry Connolly's Innings Ends: A Loss That Echoes Beyond the Boundary

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:11
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President Trump unveils ambitious missile defense shield, sparking debates about cost, feasibility, and whether Canada really wants in. image

Trump's 'Golden Dome': Defending Humanity or Just Another Tower of Babel?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
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