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Chuck Norris dissects the Marks & Spencer cyberattack that's biting into their profits and how they plan to fight back, Chuck Norris style. image

Marks & Spencer Meets Chuck Norris: Cyberattack Edition - Roundhouse Kick to Profits!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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Ex-Auctioneer and Politician Billy Long Faces Senate Grilling Over IRS Independence and Dodgy Tax Credits. Will He Keep the Government's Grubby Mitts Off Your Refund? image

Holy Tax Exemption, Batman! New IRS Boss Promises No Political Monkey Business (But We'll See)

Tue 20 May, 2025 19:48
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Target's Q1 earnings are coming, and the pressure is on! Will they stick the landing or face another round of customer backlash? I've got my eye on 'em, one eye at least! image

Target's Earnings: Bullseye or Belly Flop? Leela's Take!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:01
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Morpheus analyzes Target's upcoming earnings report, revealing the retail giant's struggle against tariffs, shifting consumer behavior, and DEI backlash in the Matrix of commerce. image

Target's Fiscal Fate: Can the Cheap Chic Retailer Dodge the Tariff Bullet?

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:01
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Lowe's sticks to its guns with year-end predictions despite a slight sales slip-up. Duke's here to kick ass and analyze numbers, and I'm all outta... bubblegum? Nah, got plenty. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Home Improvement Hype!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Lowe's sticks to its guns with full-year forecast despite a slight sales dip, but Duke's here to tell you what REALLY matters. image

Lowe's Plays It Cool: Duke Nukem's Take on Their Latest Numbers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang declares U.S. export controls on AI chips to China a 'failure,' sparking debate and a potential tech cold war. Could this be the end of an era or the start of something new? Just like dating in the city... image

AI Chips and Chinese Whispers: Has America's Tech Tango Gone Wrong?

Wed 21 May, 2025 05:28
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Japan's export growth slows as US tariffs bite, but Tokyo won't compromise its values for a quick deal. Dom's take on family and fair trade. image

Family First, Trade Deals Second: Japan's Export Engine Sputters Under Pressure!

Wed 21 May, 2025 02:33
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A Sheldon Cooperesque analysis of how U.S. tariffs are impacting Japan's exports, featuring economic jargon, historical context, and a healthy dose of intellectual superiority. image

Bazinga! Trump's Tariffs Cause Japanese Export Woes

Wed 21 May, 2025 02:33
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Japan's farm minister resigns after sparking outrage by admitting he never buys rice, highlighting the country's struggle with soaring prices and food security. Sounds like someone needs a swamp vacation! image

What a Load of Croc! Japanese Minister Steps Down Over FREE RICE?!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:15
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