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Microsoft and global law enforcement bust the Lumma Stealer malware, preventing the theft of passwords, credit cards, and crypto wallets from hundreds of thousands of computers worldwide. Giggity Giggity Giggity! image
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Giggity! Microsoft Takes Down Lumma Stealer – Hackers Get the Shaft!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 18:01
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House Republicans are in a tizzy as the Freedom Caucus threatens to derail Trump's tax bill, leaving Speaker Johnson in a right pickle. image
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Trump's Tax Bill Tantrums: Freedom Caucus Throws a Wrench in the Works!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 16:59
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The Trump administration accepted a free luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar, stirring controversy and raising eyebrows faster than Kyle's mom. image
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SWEET! Qatar Gives Trump a FREE Air Force One! Screw You Guys, I'm Getting a Plane Too!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 17:55
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The Hunt Just Got Smarter: OpenAI Acquires Jony Ive's AI Device Startup in Massive All-Equity Deal! image
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OpenAI Makes a Big Score: Jony Ive's Startup Swallowed Whole!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 17:49
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Warby Parker teams up with Google for smart glasses, and analysts are doing happy dances. Hulk not sure what to think, but Hulk will smash if glasses not good! image
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HULK SMASH... WARBY PARKER'S SMART GLASSES! (But Hulk Still Sees Better)

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 14:35
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Captain America reports on the Senate's surprising move to potentially exempt tips from federal income tax, examining who benefits and the potential economic impact. image
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Avengers Assemble... for Tax Relief! Senate Passes 'No Tax on Tips Act'

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
House Republicans may axe tax credits for electric vehicles and home energy efficiency upgrades, making 2025 the last chance to claim them. Very nice! image
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Wa Wa Wee Wa! American Tax Breaks for Electric Vroom-Vrooms and Home Sweet Homes Vanish Soon!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 16:09
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House Republicans might axe clean energy tax breaks sooner than you can say 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' Get your electric car and solar panels NOW, or face the consequences! image
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House Republicans to Vaporize Your Green Dreams Faster Than a Portal Gun Misfire!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 16:09
  • 3 minutes to read
Bespoke Investment suggests allocating a small portion of your portfolio to
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Hasta La Vista, Baby, To Mediocre Returns: Investing Like a Terminator

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 16:05
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Rocky Balboa throws his hat into the ring, giving his take on investing in high-risk, high-reward stocks that could be real contenders. image
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Yo Adrian! Wanna Be a Millionaire? Rocky's Guide to Knockout Stocks!

  • Wed 21 May, 2025 16:05
  • 3 minutes to read

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