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The Joker reports on the hilariously tragic state of the spring housing market, where dreams of picket fences meet the cold, hard reality of high interest rates and plummeting consumer confidence. image

Why So Serious About Housing? April Sales Take a Nosedive!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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House Republicans' tax bill throws a Batarang at clean energy, leaving solar stocks in a Gotham-sized plunge. Is this just political theater, or is something darker at play? image

Gotham's Dark Knight Sees the Light Dim on Solar Stocks: A Conspiracy in the Shadows?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:02
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Scorpion reports on Hong Kong's latest move to regulate stablecoins, bringing order to the chaotic realm of cryptocurrency with a new licensing regime. image

GET OVER HERE, STABLECOINS! Hong Kong's New Law Chains Digital Assets

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
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House lawmakers are tinkering with the SALT deduction, potentially raising the cap to $40,000, but will it really help the average Joe or just the big shots? image

Alllllrighty Then! SALT Deduction Changes: A Taxing Situation or a Party for the Rich?

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:44
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Airlines face jet shortage due to Boeing and Airbus delays, but demand remains high. Mr. Bean investigates with Teddy! image

Aircraft Delivery Delays Cause Turbulence for Airlines! Teddy's Flying Higher Though!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:07
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Tony Montana sizes up ASML's ridiculously expensive, bus-sized chipmaking machine, High NA, and its impact on the world, from tariff wars to AI domination, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a nod to Moore's Law. Time to make money, first you get the machine, then you get the power, then you get the woman. image

Say Hello to My Little Chipmaker: ASML's $400 Million Gamble

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:13
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Snowflake's impressive Q1 performance, analyst upgrades, and the allure of AI, all while navigating the treacherous waters of Wall Street. image

Savvy Seas and Sky-High Stocks! Snowflake's Fortune Favors the Bold!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:05
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Analysts predict continued gains for Snowflake after a stellar first quarter, thanks to cloud migration and AI deals. Chuck Norris knows, if data had a fist, it would be Snowflake. image

Snowflake's Growth is No Flake: Even Wall Street Can't Dodge This Bullet!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:05
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OpenAI's acquisition of Jony Ive's hardware startup, io, mirrors Zuckerberg's past gambits, but will it be a home run or just another Oculus-sized headache? image

Sweet Zombie Jesus! Altman Drops $6.4 Billion on What?! Leela Investigates!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:00
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In a nail-biting vote, House Republicans squeezed through President Trump's tax bill, but the Senate and potential economic woes loom like MomCorp over Planet Express. image

Holy Zoidberg! House Republicans Barely Pass Trump's Tax Bill: Will it Save the Planet Express?

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:16
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