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Yautja analyzes Apple's desperate attempts to boost iPhone sales in China with paltry trade-in deals, amidst rising competition from local tech predators. image

Apple's China Trade-In: A Hunt Gone Soft?

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:45
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Disney's throwin' rocks at YouTube, claimin' their new sports guy broke a promise! It's a real Flintstones feud! image

Yabba Dabba DOOZY! Disney and YouTube in a Bedrock Battle Over Top Exec!

Fri 23 May, 2025 04:02
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Captain Marvel reports on the US and China's recent high-level communications, hinting at potential trade deals amidst ongoing tensions. Is it peace in our time, or just another Monday? image

Cosmic Detente? US and China Talk Trade, Maybe World Peace (Probably Not)

Fri 23 May, 2025 04:10
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Apparently, the US and China are still chatting, despite the whole trade war and AI chip nonsense. Communication is key, or so they say. I'd rather be inventing portal guns. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! US and China Just Talking, Not Fighting... Yet!

Fri 23 May, 2025 01:56
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Yours truly, Leo Messi, reports on how Williams-Sonoma CEO Laura Alber is navigating Trump's tariffs, with a little Argentine flavor and maybe a dribble or two of sarcasm. image

Williams-Sonoma Dodges Tariffs Like Messi Dodges Defenders... Almost!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:30
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Luffy reports on the FTC dropping its challenge to Microsoft's Activision Blizzard acquisition, wondering if this means free games and unlimited meat. image

Shishishi! FTC Drops the Case Against Microsoft-Activision Deal! Meat for Everyone?

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:03
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Luffy reports on the FTC dropping its attempt to block Microsoft's Activision Blizzard purchase, smelling victory (and maybe some good ol' video game meat) in the air! image

SHISHISHI! FTC DROPS MICROSOFT DEAL CASE! MORE MEAT FOR XBOX!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:03
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Japan's core inflation hits 3.5%, fueled by rice prices, as the Bank of Japan ponders its next move amidst US tariff tremors. image

Good News Everyone! Japan's Inflation Spikes Faster Than a Hypnotoad's Gaze!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:58
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Japan's core inflation hits a surprising 3.5%, fueled by rice prices and tariff tensions, leaving the Bank of Japan scratching its collective head. image

Good News Everyone! Japan's Inflation Spikes Higher Than Fry's Hairline!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:58
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A look at how L3Harris Technologies settled for $62 million over pricing discrepancies with the U.S. military, all while potentially working on the new Air Force One. image

E=MC Scammed? L3Harris's $62 Million Lesson in Relativity for the U.S. Military

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:16
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