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A federal judge obliterates President Trump's executive order targeting WilmerHale, calling it unconstitutional and a threat to the justice system. This Spidey's got thoughts! image

Judge Slams Trump's Executive Order: Even I Think That's Messed Up!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:18
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Stablecoin issuer Circle's IPO raises eyebrows as existing shareholders offload a majority of shares, signaling a potential shift in investor confidence or a savvy liquidity play. image

Circle's IPO: Insiders Cash Out, Are They Bailing or Just Being Smart?

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:12
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Genetic testing firm 23andMe voluntarily delists from Nasdaq after bankruptcy auction, marking a significant fall from its peak valuation. image

23andMe's DNA Deletion: From Billion-Dollar Genome to Nasdaq's Graveyard

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:05
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Genetic testing firm 23andMe is pulling out of Nasdaq after a buyout by Regeneron, marking a sad end to its once-promising journey. image

23andGONE: From Witcher's Brew to Bankruptcy Stew!

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:05
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Mr. Burns dissects the treacherous world of bond yields, currency valuations, and potential economic doom, offering insights only a man of his caliber can provide. image

Excellent! Bond Yields and Global Domination: A Burnsian Perspective

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:21
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Okta's earnings beat expectations, but investors are still feeling the 'doh!' moment as the stock takes a nosedive. Uncertainty? More like a 'cowabunga' into the unknown! image

Eat My Shorts, Okta! Stock Plummets Despite "Excellent" Earnings

Tue 27 May, 2025 20:24
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how Disney's 'Lilo & Stitch' remake has Wall Street singing a pirate's tune, with Jim Cramer predicting a treasure trove for investors. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Disney Stock Set to Soar Higher Than the Black Pearl!

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:10
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Pharma giant Eli Lilly buys SiteOne Therapeutics for $1 billion, bolstering its non-opioid painkiller arsenal, and Chuck Norris couldn't be prouder. image

Chuck Norris Approves: Eli Lilly Delivers a Roundhouse Kick to Opioid Addiction!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:38
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Eli Lilly snags SiteOne Therapeutics for a cool billion, hoping to cook up some non-addictive pain relief and maybe, just maybe, save humanity from itself...again. image

Good News, Meatbags! Lilly Buys Pain Relief That Won't Turn You Into a Bender!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:38
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A look at Axon Enterprise's vision for technology-driven policing, blending non-lethal solutions, AI, and ethical considerations in a world that needs more than just 'sentient' justice. image

Axon's Reality Check: Beyond 'Demolition Man' and Into the Future of Law Enforcement

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:00
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