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A Yautja's humorous take on Wall Street's latest ratings and target price adjustments, from Carvana's inventory to McDonald's obesity concerns, all served with a side of intergalactic sarcasm. image

Wall Street's Jungle Beat: Predator's Eye View on Stock Market Maneuvers

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:25
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A therapist suggests couples treat their relationship like a bank account, making 'deposits' of affection and attention to avoid explosive arguments. Just try not to let it turn into Hadley's Hope. image

Relationship Bank Account: Can Deposits Save You From a Xenomorph-Sized Fight?

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:44
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A proposed change to the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC) threatens to burden low-income filers and delay tax refunds, raising concerns among experts and lawmakers. Is this another ploy by the dark forces? image

A Shadow Falls on the Earned Income Tax Credit! Is This a Mordor Scheme?

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:27
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Mario breaks down why the financial world needs specialized AI solutions and partnerships, not just some random tech company's leftovers. Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Telling You Why Finance Needs Its OWN AI (Not That Generic Stuff!)

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:07
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Lara Croft deciphers Wall Street's woes with McDonald's, a potential buying opportunity amid analyst doubts and weight-loss drug impacts. Adventure awaits, even in finance! image

Wall Street Bites the Dust? Lara Croft Sizes Up McDonald's Stock Tumble!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:39
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Looks like that Elon Musk fella is in a squabble with President Trump, and some other companies might just get a boost out of it! What in Bedrock is going on here? image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump and Musk's Rock Fight Could Help Other Space Guys!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:32
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IBM unveils a roadmap for a large-scale, fault-tolerant quantum computer named 'Quantum Starling,' featuring the 'Nighthawk' processor, setting a new course in the quantum computing race. image

IBM Soars into Quantum Future with 'Starling' - Even Captain Marvel is Impressed!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:47
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Hulk angry, but Boeing happy! More planes, more money, less smashy! image

HULK SMASH AIRBUS! Boeing Orders SOAR! Puny Planes Beware!

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:00
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FanDuel adds a 50-cent surcharge on all Illinois wagers to offset new state taxes, and DraftKings might follow suit. Is this a necessary evil, or are they playing us? image

FanDuel Hikes Bets in Illinois: Is This the Price of Freedom, or Just Another Money Grab?

Tue 10 June, 2025 15:55
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Kazakhstan's bravest reporter, Borat Sagdiyev, investigates the case of Ramon Morales-Reyes, the Mexican dishwasher framed for threatening President Trump, and finds justice... maybe! image

Jak sie masz?! Dishwasher Framed for Threatening Great Leader Trump Gets Tiny Bail! WA WA WEE WA!

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:22
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