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The US uranium supply is dwindling faster than a Grunt under a Fuel Rod barrage, threatening our nuclear future and leaving us dependent on…other planets? Maybe we should ask the Covenant. image
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Uranium Apocalypse Now: Humanity Needs More Yellowcake or We're All Toast!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
A chaotic morning on Wall Street sees Boeing plummet, Oracle skyrocket, and GameStop making questionable Bitcoin bets. Perfect for a clown like me! image
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Why So Serious? Planes Fall, Stocks Soar, and I'm Loving Every Second!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Gecko Robotics, a company using AI and robots to inspect critical infrastructure, achieves unicorn status with a $125 million Series D funding round, now valued at $1.25 billion. Vigilance never sleeps, and apparently, neither do robots. image
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Gotham's Got a New Gecko: Robotics Firm Climbs to Billion-Dollar Valuation

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 11:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Crude oil prices take a nosedive as potential military action in the Middle East spooks traders and the Force. image
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The Oil Price Awakens: Middle East Tensions Cause Market Force Choke

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:05
  • 2 minutes to read
Ultra-wealthy investment firms are struggling to hire and retain top talent, spending a fortune on C-level staff but still facing a talent shortage. Can someone get these folks a dream house and a convertible, stat? image
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Family Office Drama Queen: Even Billionaires Can't Find Good Help!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 11:38
  • 3 minutes to read
A Witcher's take on the stock market's latest pronouncements, from AI oracles to goblin-approved roofing. image
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Geralt's Guilder Guide: Wall Street's Wild Ride, From Dragons to DoorDash!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:17
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Burns reports on GameStop's ill-advised plunge into cryptocurrency, a move he deems foolish and potentially disastrous for his vast (but shrinking) wealth. image
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Bah Humbug! GameStop Gambles Away My Fortune on Bitcoin Bonanza!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Oil prices jump as Trump throws shade at Iran's nuclear talks, threatens airstrikes, and pulls out some troops. Is this gonna be another 'cowabunga' moment, or a real Homer Simpson-level disaster? image
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Eat My Shorts, Iran! Trump's Nuke Tango Gets Spicy!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Chuck Norris analyzes today's market trends, Nvidia's AI dominance, and consumer strength, all while delivering bone-crushing truths about the economy. image
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Chuck Norris Approved: Inflation Fears Take a Roundhouse Kick to the Face!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:33
  • 2 minutes to read
Nvidia CEO warns that U.S. restrictions on AI chips could inadvertently hand the future of AI to China's Huawei. image
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Good News, Everyone! Huawei Might Take Over the World (Thanks, America?)

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 09:46
  • 3 minutes to read

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