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Peter Griffin dives headfirst into the day's market mayhem, from Trump's tariff threats to Boeing's bad luck, with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor and questionable financial advice. image
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Giggity Giggity! Trump's Tariffs and Crashing Dreamliners: Peter Griffin's Guide to Today's Top 10!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 13:52
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Donald Duck reports on the government's quacky plan to shuffle student loan management between departments, leaving borrowers in a flap! image
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Aw, Phooey! Uncle Sam's Messin' with My Money... I Mean, Student Loans!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 13:19
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Forrest Gump reports on the wild ride of oil prices as tensions rise between Israel and Iran, making things as unpredictable as a box of chocolates. image
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Oil Prices Do the Ping Pong – Up, Down, and All Around Like a Feather in the Wind!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 13:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Bank of America slaps a 'buy' rating on Goldman Sachs, predicting continued success despite, or perhaps because of, the ever-evolving financial landscape. Apparently, even Volcker couldn't stop them. image
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Goldman Sachs: Still Relevant? (Spoiler: Bank of America Thinks So)

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:00
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Geopolitical tensions escalate as Trump toughens stance on Iran, raising oil prices and anxieties, while analysts debate if it's brinkmanship or a march towards conflict. image
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Chaos in the Middle East: Is Trump Playing 4D Chess or Just Cleaning His Room?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:13
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An Air India Boeing 787 crashes shortly after takeoff in Ahmedabad, leaving no apparent survivors. Kerrigan weighs in with her unique perspective on this tragic event. image
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Dreamliner Down! Did Someone Forget to Build More Pylons?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:17
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Spidey reports on India's surprisingly low inflation, interest rate cuts, and trade talks with the U.S. Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays...but for economics! image
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Holy Inflation Drop, Web-Heads! India's Prices Take a Dive!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 11:47
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Bank of America slaps Conagra with an 'Underperform' rating, and Bobby Axelrod dissects why their single-serve frozen meals are about to become a whole lot less appetizing. image
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Conagra's Frozen Dreams Melt Faster Than Ice Cream on a Summer Day: Axe's Take

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 11:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Nvidia CEO predicts a driverless future, but Europe's playing catch-up. Time to lawyer up, folks! image
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Robot Rides Are Coming to Town: Better Call Saul for Your Autonomous Adventures!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 10:38
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Even the smart guys at TD Cowen are saying Tapestry, the folks behind Coach and Kate Spade, is gonna be HUGE. They're saying BUY, BUY, BUY! image
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Tapestry's HUGE Comeback: They're Making America Rich Again, Believe Me!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 11:53
  • 2 minutes to read

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