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ASML's market value plummets by over $130 billion amid China export restrictions and U.S. tariff fears. Is this the end of giggity, or just a temporary setback? image

Giggity! ASML's Value Takes a Dive: Blame China and Maybe Trump's Hair?

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:02
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Rising Japanese bond yields ignite fears of capital flight from the US, potentially unraveling carry trades and sending shockwaves through global markets. Lara Croft investigates the potential financial apocalypse! image

Japan's Bond Market Time Bomb: Could It Trigger a Global Financial Meltdown?

Wed 28 May, 2025 07:28
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Antonio Filosa Takes the Reins Amidst Tumbling Sales and Trump Trade Troubles! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! New Top Dog at Stellantis!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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Getty Images is throwing serious cash at Stability AI, claiming they're stealing art to fuel their AI models. Jinx weighs in on this chaotic showdown. image

Getty's Got a Grudge! AI Art Fight Turns Ugly (Kaboom!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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Goku reports on Vodafone's repeated claims of a 'turning point' and whether this time it's for real, or just another senzu bean that doesn't quite revive the company. image

Vodafone's Power Level: Still Charging Up or Just Another False Dawn?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Goku reports on Vodafone's financial rollercoaster, filled with promises, disappointments, and enough 'inflexion points' to make your head spin faster than a Spirit Bomb! image

Vodafone's Saga: Turning Points or Just Spinning in Circles Like a Super Saiyan?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Japan's bond market is acting up, potentially causing a capital flight from the U.S. and a carry trade unwind, which could mean higher borrowing costs and a global financial meltdown. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Is Japan About to Nuke Our Wallets?! Bond Market Shenanigans and the End of Cheap Yen!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:01
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Japanese bond market shenanigans are causing a ruckus, threatening to pull money out of the US faster than I can chug a Pawtucket Patriot Ale. Get ready for the financial equivalent of Petercopter! image

Holy Crap! Japan's About to Nuke Our Wallets!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:01
3 minutes to read

That billionaire's rocket went boom-boom! Will they ever reach Mars? Or just reach for more government money? image

Aw, Phooey! SpaceX's Starship Goes Kablooey… Again!

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:15
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Donald Duck reports on SpaceX's latest explosive test flight, where Starship suffered another setback, leaving this duck saying 'What's the big idea?!' image

Aw, Phooey! SpaceX's Starship Goes BOOM... Again!

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:15
2 minutes to read