Headlines - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 1561 to 1570 of 5471 news articles

Your favorite sex-crazed neighbor, Glen Quagmire, reports on the fiery clash between Israel and Iran, with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of satire, and a whole lot of Giggity! image

Giggity! Israel Drops the Bomb on Iran's Nuclear Hopes (and Maybe a Few Virgins?)

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:26
2 minutes to read

Federal Judge Throws a Boulder at Trump's National Guard Grab, Says 'Yabba Dabba Don't' to Federal Overreach! image

Yabba Dabba Don't! Judge Tells Prez to Back Off California!

Fri 13 June, 2025 02:15
2 minutes to read

Captain Marvel reports on escalating tensions between Israel and Iran following airstrikes, potential global repercussions, and the US response...or lack thereof. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Into a New Middle East Crisis?!

Fri 13 June, 2025 02:26
3 minutes to read

Air India flight crashes shortly after takeoff, claiming hundreds of lives in a devastating incident. A look at the tragedy, the investigation, and the aftermath, from a Philly perspective. image

Yo Adrian! Dreamliner Down! Tragedy Strikes India, Leaves Hundreds Devastated!

Thu 12 June, 2025 23:38
3 minutes to read

Following a preemptive strike against Iran, Israel braces for potential retaliation, declaring a state of emergency and urging citizens to seek shelter. Will this escalate, or is it just another day in the Middle East? image

Israel Declares Special Emergency: Is This The End Times, Or Just Another Tuesday?

Fri 13 June, 2025 00:21
2 minutes to read

California and other states are suing after Congress, with Trump's approval, rolled back the state's electric vehicle mandates, claiming it hurts clean air and competition. It's kinda like Jenny and me, always a bit of a back and forth, ain't it? image

Trump Says Bye-Bye to California's Electric Car Dreams: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:15
3 minutes to read

Despite a recent pause, experts say gold's rally is far from over, driven by global uncertainty and a weakening dollar. Time to pivot, people! image

Gold Rush 2.0: Why Even Zuck Thinks It's Time to Diversify (And Maybe Buy an Island)

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:00
2 minutes to read

The Trump administration's mixed signals on immigration leave half a million facing deportation while simultaneously bemoaning the loss of 'long term workers' in key industries. Is this leadership or just another Zerg rush of chaos? image

Trump's Humanitarian U-Turn: From 'Self-Deport' to 'Save Our Farmers' – What Fresh Hell Is This?

Thu 12 June, 2025 21:56
3 minutes to read

Scale AI's founder heads to Meta in a multi billion dollar deal, passing the CEO torch to Jason Droege amidst Meta's AI ambitions. image

Meta Morphosis: Scale AI Gets Zucked, Founder Joins Facebook, and a New CEO Steps Up

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:11
3 minutes to read

An Air India Boeing 787 crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving investigators scrambling for answers. 007 investigates with a stiff martini. image

Dreamliner Down: License to Kill... Theories That Is!

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
3 minutes to read