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A former House Speaker and her husband were murdered, and a state senator and his wife were shot, leading to a statewide manhunt and political turmoil. This is no longer a parsec in the park, this is galactic. image

This is the Way... to Hunt a Killer: Minnesota Manhunt Targets Politically Motivated Assassin!

Sat 14 June, 2025 21:36
3 minutes to read

President Trump throws a massive military parade on his birthday, sparking both awe and outrage. Like, is this the new normal? image

OMG! Trump's Birthday Parade: Is This Real Life?

Sat 14 June, 2025 22:19
2 minutes to read

A chilling account of the politically motivated shooting of Minnesota lawmakers, leaving one dead and others fighting for their lives. Even for me, this is a little too much drama. image

Minnesota Nightmare: When Politics Turns Deadly, It's a Cruel Summer

Sat 14 June, 2025 20:14
4 minutes to read

Feeling like a JARVIS-less, suit-less, stuck-in-bed version of yourself? 'Functional freeze' might be the culprit. Here's how to reboot your system, Iron Man style. image

Iron Man's Guide to Unfreezing Your Life: Because Even Geniuses Get Stuck Sometimes

Sat 14 June, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read

Global energy demand, driven by tech giants and AI, is fueling a uranium resurgence, prompting investment firms to bet big on nuclear power, but is it a long-term game or just another Hunger Games? image

May the Odds Be Ever in Uranium's Favor: Nuclear Power's Comeback Tour!

Sat 14 June, 2025 15:00
4 minutes to read

Dwight Schrute reports on President Trump's controversial military parade in Washington D.C., juxtaposed against protests and escalating international tensions. Is this a display of strength or a misuse of government resources? Bears. Beets. Battlestars Galactica. And now, tanks. image

Dwight Schrute's Analysis: Trump's Grandiose Military Spectacle – A Show of Force or a Waste of Beets?

Sat 14 June, 2025 14:39
3 minutes to read

When politics gets dirty, sometimes the blue stuff isn't the only thing cooking. A shocking assassination attempt rocks Minnesota, leaving one dead and others fighting for their lives. Is this just bad luck, or did someone not like the taste? image

Say My Name: Minnesota Mayhem - A Political Hit Gone Wrong!

Sat 14 June, 2025 16:04
2 minutes to read

A Predator's take on the frivolous spending habits of celebrities, from Miley Cyrus's fancy belt to Shaq's bling-tastic spree. We hunt the ultimate prey: poor financial decisions! image

If It Bleeds, It Buys: Celebrities and Their First Big Splurges!

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:05
2 minutes to read

A savvy entrepreneur shares the books that helped her adapt and thrive, turning a card game side hustle into a multi-stream empire, even when the market turned nastier than a facehugger. image

Ripley's Guide to Surviving Business Xenomorphs: How to Reinvent Yourself Like a Boss

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

Gandalf reflects on Lindsay Lohan's commitment to a consistent morning routine, finding wisdom in her words and lessons for all, even those who battle Balrogs. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, Especially If They Have a Morning Routine: A Wizard's Take on Modern Motherhood

Sat 14 June, 2025 12:30
4 minutes to read