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Crooked IRS deadlines are coming up fast! Make sure your payments are on time, or they'll say 'you're fired!' image

Fake News Alert: Don't Let the Deep State Steal Your Hard-Earned Cash! (It's Gonna Be Yuge!)

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:00
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World leaders gather amidst escalating global tensions and Trump's antics – time to call for backup, maybe some plasma grenades. image

G-7 Summit: Earth Needs a Weapon, Not a Trade Deal!

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:23
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Israel and Iran are having a blast (literally) with airstrikes, canceled talks, and Trump tweeting from the sidelines. Chaos is a ladder, folks! image

Why So Serious, Iran? Israel Throws a Nuclear Party (And Nobody RSVP'd)!

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:11
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Israel and Iran are at it again, folks! Missiles flying, deals breaking down, and Donkey's got a front-row seat to this fiery feud. Hold on to your waffles! image

Far Far Away From Peace: Israel and Iran Throw Down Like It's a Donkey Dance-Off!

Sun 15 June, 2025 06:18
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Amidst political turmoil and national protests, President Trump stages a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., stirring controversy and costing a fortune. Talk about a 'Project A' moment! image

Holy Smokes! Trump's 'No Kings Day' Parade: A Real Rumble in the Capital!

Sun 15 June, 2025 01:30
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Despite recent turbulence and production hiccups, Boeing forecasts a sky-high demand for new airliners, especially in Asia, while they try to avoid becoming the next Planet Express ship. image

Holy Pilot Light! Boeing Predicts a Plane-t Full of New Jets by 3044!

Sat 14 June, 2025 23:32
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A spectacle of military might unfolds in D.C., sparking protests nationwide and raising questions about control, reality, and the price of freedom... or just the price tag of a parade. image

The Oracle Foretold It: Trump's 'No Kings Day' Parade Draws Ire, Echoes of the Matrix Resonate

Sun 15 June, 2025 00:18
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Google is cutting ties with Scale AI after Meta acquired a 49% stake, fearing their AI secrets might end up at the cool kids' table. The AI dating pool just got a lot more complicated. image

AI Drama! Google Dumps Scale AI After Meta's Hookup: Is This the End of Data Labeling as We Know It?

Sat 14 June, 2025 21:43
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A humorous take on Israel's Iron Dome missile defense system, its effectiveness, and the ongoing debate surrounding its funding and capabilities. image

Ace in the Sky: Novak Djokovic Serves Up the Truth About Israel's Iron Dome!

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Escalating conflict between Israel and Iran raises fears of a wider war, disrupting nuclear talks and sending shockwaves through global markets. Can someone please pass the popcorn? image

Global Tensions Flare: Iran and Israel Trade Blows, Leaving World on Edge (And Me Wondering About My Next Red Carpet Look)

Sat 14 June, 2025 22:25
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