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A satirical look at the proposed Golden Dome missile defense system, its potential benefits, hefty price tag, and the space race it ignites, all through the eyes of yours truly, Saul Goodman. image

Golden Dome: From Star Wars to Reality? A Saul Goodman Investigation

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:10
3 minutes to read

A look at the potential of the Golden Dome missile defense system, its connection to the Iron Dome, and the scramble among space companies for a piece of the pie. Better Call Saul to get your piece of the pie! image

Golden Dome: From Trump's Dream to Reality? (Maybe We Can All Get Rich!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:10
4 minutes to read

Japan's rice prices are skyrocketing, core inflation is soaring, and their economy is shrinking. Sounds like they need a dealmaker... a really, really good one. image

Japan's Rice Crisis: They're Losing! Bigly! Nobody Knows Rice Like Trump!

Fri 20 June, 2025 04:57
2 minutes to read

Japan's rice prices skyrocket, inflation soars, and their economy is shrinking, folks! Sounds like they need a dealmaker, and everyone knows I'm the best, believe me. image

Japan's Rice Crisis: They're Paying Bigly for Their Rice!

Fri 20 June, 2025 04:57
2 minutes to read

Master Chief reports on Pop Mart's stock tumble amidst regulatory scrutiny and Labubu craze, proving even Spartans like blind boxes (sometimes). image

Pop Goes the Weasel... and Maybe Pop Mart Too!

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
3 minutes to read

Shares of Labubu-maker Pop Mart are tumbling as state media calls for regulation of 'blind box' toys, and Master Chief gives his two cents. image

Pop Mart's Blind Box Blues: Are Regulations Incoming or Just a Bad Roll of the Dice?

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
3 minutes to read

Shares of the Chinese toy company Pop Mart stumble after Morgan Stanley removes it from a focus list, sparking debate about its long-term growth. image

Pop Mart's Stock Plunge: A Force Disturbance or Just the Dark Side Beckoning?

Fri 20 June, 2025 03:52
3 minutes to read

A swashbuckling report on Japan's soaring rice prices, inflation woes, and the government's daring attempts to tame the fiery dragon of economic upheaval. image

Ay, Caramba! Rice Prices in Japan Do the Tango, Inflation Sizzles!

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:16
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on China's steady economic moves, leaving lending rates untouched, and the sweet relief of easing trade tensions. Could this mean more waffles for everyone? image

China's Economy: Is It Finally Time To Relax And Enjoy Some Waffles?

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
2 minutes to read

Bender reports on China's decision to keep lending rates unchanged, hinting at economic satisfaction and a possible shift in stimulus strategies. Looks like someone's been drinking too much oil! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: China's Lending Rates Frozen Solid!

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
3 minutes to read