X Marks the Spot… of Another Outage: Did Elon Forget to Pay the Zerg?

Can't Stop Won't Stop... Crashing?

Greetings my loyal swarm... and you Terran riff raff. It seems Elon Musk's little plaything 'X,' decided to take a dirt nap this week. According to my… 'sources' (Downdetector? Please I have Cerebrates for this) over 15,000 whiners reported issues. Honestly you'd think they'd never seen a system crash. Back in my day a system crash meant a planetary bombardment. Now THAT'S a real inconvenience.

9:53 AM ET: The Hour of the Roach (Wait Wrong Game)

Apparently around 9:53 AM ET X went belly up. Users couldn't load the site. Shocking I know. Maybe they should have invested in some Overlords for better bandwidth. Though knowing Musk he probably tried to replace them with Dogecoin powered drones. And we all know how THAT would end. 'My patience is waning...' as they say.

Brief Respite: 10:30 AM and the World Didn't End (This Time)

The 'crisis,' as the Terrans like to call it was mostly resolved by 10:30 AM. A whole 37 minutes of digital darkness! I've seen sieges last longer. Still some poor souls continue to report issues. Perhaps they should try turning it off and on again? Works for the Battlecruisers usually. Though if THAT doesn't work I'd be happy to lend some of my brood for...assistance.

Deja Vu: Another Day Another Data Dump

This isn't the first time X has had a little 'hiccup,' and I doubt it will be the last. Maybe Musk should consider hiring a real network administrator instead of tweeting about Mars. Just a thought. Or maybe he should invest in psionic matrix that would work wonders...I'm just saying.

No Comment? Figures.

Representatives from X didn't immediately respond to requests for comment. Surprise surprise. They're probably too busy figuring out how to blame it on the Russians or the Protoss. Either way 'My enemies will fall before me!'

The Swarm Awaits… Your Next Tweet

So there you have it. Another day another technological snafu. Keep your eyes peeled my swarm. Who knows when the next digital apocalypse will strike? In the meantime I'll be here plotting the downfall of… well pretty much everyone. 'Let the slaughter begin!'