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EA leaps over Q4 booking estimates, fueled by football games, but future guidance leaves some analysts in the dust. image

By Hera! Electronic Arts Scores Big, But Can They Keep Pace with a Speeding Bullet?

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:14
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The food delivery giant's stock takes a tumble despite a major acquisition and optimistic outlook. Wonder Woman investigates if this is a trial by Ares or just a Tuesday. image

Doordash Dips While Dining Dreams Dominate: Is it Hubris or Just Hungry Gods?

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Credit Suisse AG settles for $511 million after conspiring to hide over $4 billion in offshore accounts for wealthy Americans, proving even in finance, truth and justice prevail... eventually. image

By Hera! Credit Suisse Pays the Price for Hiding Billions!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:05
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Warren Buffett announces his successor, Greg Abel, causing a temporary dip in Berkshire Hathaway shares, but analysts remain optimistic about the future. image

By Hera! Buffett Passes the Torch, But Berkshire's Still Got My Lasso!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:20
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A look at Romania's critical presidential election redo, navigating political turmoil, foreign interference, and the hopes of a nation seeking stability and democratic renewal. image

By Hera! Romania's Presidential Election: A Test of Truth and Justice!

Sun 04 May, 2025 11:16
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Wonder Woman investigates Eaton's recent earnings report, dissecting its AI-driven growth, tariff challenges, and leadership transition with a touch of humor and Amazonian wisdom. image

Eaton's Electrifying Quarter: A Lasso of Truth on AI, Tariffs, and a CEO's Farewell!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:45
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Wonder Woman reports on TikTok's massive fine for sending European user data to China, raising concerns about privacy and security in the digital realm. image

TikTok's Tangled Web: Diana Prince Investigates Data Leaks and Dragon's Breath!

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:56
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After a decade of holding the line, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang sees his salary soar, proving even tech titans need a little love from the gods of compensation. image

By Hera! Nvidia's Jensen Huang Finally Gets a Raise Fit for a God!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:49
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The tech giant's impressive Q3 results, fueled by robust cloud growth and AI advancements, have investors cheering louder than Amazons at a victory feast! image

By Hera! Microsoft's AI is Soaring Higher Than My Invisible Jet!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:53
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Eli Lilly reports blockbuster sales of weight loss drugs Mounjaro and Zepbound, but a recent cancer treatment acquisition leads to a lowered profit forecast for the year. Trump's tariffs also play a role, or do they? image

By Hera! Eli Lilly's Weight Loss Wonders Soar, But a Deal with Scorpion Stings!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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