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Leela reports on Google allowing clients to run their Gemini AI models in their own data centers, even if you're hoarding top-secret government intel! image

Good News Everyone! Google's Gemini AI is Coming to Your Data Centers!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Leela's take on the recent stock market roller coaster caused by tariff tantrums, potential trade wars, and whether we should all start hoarding Nuka-Cola. image

Good News Everyone Stock Market Doomsday or Just Another Tuesday!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:36
5 minutes to read

Zipline and Walmart team up to bring drone delivery to Dallas, promising groceries faster than you can say 'Blernsball'. image

Drones Deliver Walmart Groceries Now? Shut Up and Take My Money!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Amid market chaos, bonds are offering a safe haven, but actively managed bond ETFs are surprisingly outperforming their passive counterparts, suggesting a shift in investment strategy. image

Good News Everyone! Bonds Are Back But Active Management Is The Real MVP?

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:41
3 minutes to read

As Trump's tariffs send markets into a tizzy, investors are hoarding yen, bonds, and even flirting with exotic assets like the Brazilian real. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image

Safe Havens Ahoy! Are Yen, Bonds, and Gold the New Omicron Persei 8?

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:09
3 minutes to read

President Trump's new tariffs trigger market mayhem, economic uncertainty, and leave investors screaming 'Good News Everyone!' in sheer panic. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Wrecks the Economy Worse Than a Zoidberg Dinner Party!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:51
3 minutes to read

Fast-food chains are betting big on trendy and sugary beverages to attract Gen Z customers, leading to a new era of flavorful concoctions and potential profits. image

Sugary Drinks Are Taking Over Fast Food Restaurants! Is This the End of Soda?

Mon 24 March, 2025 11:02
4 minutes to read

Apple's stock takes a nosedive after Trump's tariffs hit their diversified manufacturing locations, leaving the future of iPhone prices hanging in the balance. image

Apple Stock Plummets! Is Your New iPhone Gonna Cost More Than a Head in a Jar?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 21:53
3 minutes to read

Broadcom's stellar Q1 results and optimistic AI outlook send shares soaring, easing investor fears and hinting at a new era of custom silicon dominance. image

Broadcom SAVES the AI Future?! Investors Rejoice!

Fri 07 March, 2025 13:09
3 minutes to read

Leela reports on the Reserve Bank of Australia's latest decision to hold interest rates steady, amidst global uncertainties and a looming election. Prepare for financial puns and cyclops-eyed commentary! image

Crikey Australia Did the RBA Just Chicken Out on Interest Rates?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 04:31
2 minutes to read