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Despite U.S. tariffs, China's industrial profits keep climbin', showin' the world who's really makin' the money, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Profits: China Laughs in the Face of Trump's Tariffs!

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:53
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Tony Montana breaks down the Japan-U.S. tariff talks, with a side of shipbuilding and G7 summit anticipation. Time to make some goddamn money! image

Say Hello to My Little Tariff: Japan and the U.S. Talk Deals, G7 Summit on the Horizon!

Sun 25 May, 2025 09:34
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Tony Montana breaks down Trump's latest trade war move: A straight 50% tariff on the European Union, effective June 1st. Is this business, or just personal? image

Say Hello to My Little Tariff: Trump Slaps EU with 50% Import Tax!

Fri 23 May, 2025 19:30
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Greek Prime Minister says meeting Trump's 5% GDP defense spending target is gonna be 'very, very difficult,' and I, Tony Montana, know a thing or two about difficult. image

Say Hello to My Little NATO Budget: Trump's 5% Demand Has Europe Sweatin' Like a Pig!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
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Intuit's quarterly earnings smashed expectations, leaving analysts scrambling like cockroaches, and Tony Montana soaking in the sweet, sweet smell of success. image

Say Hello to My Little Profits! Intuit's Earnings are Higher Than I am!

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:04
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Tony Montana sizes up ASML's ridiculously expensive, bus-sized chipmaking machine, High NA, and its impact on the world, from tariff wars to AI domination, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a nod to Moore's Law. Time to make money, first you get the machine, then you get the power, then you get the woman. image

Say Hello to My Little Chipmaker: ASML's $400 Million Gamble

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:13
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CoreWeave's stock jumps after a massive debt offering, signaling big ambitions and even bigger spending in the AI cloud game. image

Say Hello to My Little Debt! CoreWeave's AI Empire Built on $2 Billion Mountain of Cash

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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AI data center provider CoreWeave scores big with a $2 billion debt offering, proving they're not afraid to spend money to make money, just like yours truly. image

CoreWeave's Got Balls of Steel: $2 Billion Debt? Say Hello to My Little Friend... AI!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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Tony Montana breaks down Longbridge Financial's reverse mortgages, talking high-value homes, low rates, and whether it's the right hustle for you. image

Say Hello to My Little Loan: Longbridge Financial and the Reverse Mortgage Game

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:20
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Tony Montana analyzes Walmart's tariff war with Trump, exposing the delicate dance between corporate profits and political egos. image

Walmart's Got Balls? Tony Montana Weighs In on Trump's Tariff Tirade

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:46
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