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Trump flexes on tariff deadlines, hinting at extensions and leaving countries in a tizzy. Seems like nobody told him about supply and demand, man. image

Trump Says 'Say Hello to My Little Tariffs!' Deadline? Forget About It, Ese!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:06
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Tony Montana gives his take on the U.S. and China's attempt to bury the hatchet with a new trade framework. image

Say Hello To My Little Rare Earth Deal!

Fri 27 June, 2025 10:57
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President Trump is considering a 'shadow chair' for the Federal Reserve, potentially undermining Jerome Powell's authority and sparking Wall Street frenzy. image

Say Hello to My Little Fed: Trump's Got Powell in His Sights!

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:25
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Clothing giant H & M sees a summer sales boost, but tariff threats and cautious consumers got 'em sweatin' like they're dealin' in Little Havana. image

H & M's Gettin' Hot! Summer Sales Jump, But Uncle Sam's Tariffs Still a Bitch, No?

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:06
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From defense contractors to dating apps, and solid state batteries, I, Tony Montana, break down the day's winners and losers with a little bit of… attitude. image

Say Hello to My Little Stock Gains! Tony Montana's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:01
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Tony Montana's take on the shaky truce between Iran and Israel, markets jumpin', and China tryin' to steal the dollar's crown. This is America, baby! image

Say Hello to My Little Ceasefire: Iran, Israel, and a Whole Lotta Missiles!

Wed 25 June, 2025 07:52
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Oil prices take a nosedive after Trump eases pressure on Iran, allowing China to keep buying. Is this the end of the Middle East drama, or just the intermission? image

Say Hello to My Little Oil Dip! Trump's Iran Deal Sends Prices Plunging!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:26
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Fanatics is launching a training program to prepare athletes for life after sports, teaching them the secrets to building empires and avoiding bankruptcy. image

Say Hello to My Little Empire: Fanatics Turns Athletes Into Business Moguls

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:22
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Fanatics launches a program to teach athletes how to build business empires after their playing days are over, ensuring they don't end up broke like some punks. image

Say Hello To My Little Empire: Fanatics Turns Jocks Into Moguls

Mon 23 June, 2025 20:22
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Forget threats and bribes! Tony Montana tells you how to make your kids listen using words that actually work, capiche? image

Say Hello To My Little Listener! Tony Montana's Guide to Parenting Without the BS

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:56
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