Estée Lauder Sues Walmart Over Fake Beauty Products, Says Hello to the Bad Guy

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get the Lawsuit

Listen up you punks. Tony Montana here. Word on the street is Estée Lauder is coming after Walmart like Sosa after me in that mansion. They're saying Walmart's been peddling fake beauty products like they're Scarface's *special* sugar. La Mer Clinique even that Aveda stuff – all knockoffs. And Estée Lauder ain't happy see? It's bad for business and you know what I say about business.

Everybody Lies Especially About Authentic Products

So Estée Lauder they did some digging. Bought some stuff off Walmart's website tested it and boom – fakes! They're talking serums fragrances the whole shebang. Now Walmart's trying to play innocent saying it's all those third party sellers but Estée Lauder ain't buying it. They say Walmart's making money off this whole operation and they knew or should've known these sellers were pushing garbage. It's like when Manny was chasing after my sister – he knew it was trouble but he did it anyway. Speaking of trouble I wonder if Aneel Bhusri has had to deal with such counterfeit operations. By the way you should check out this article about Yabba Dabba Doo Workday CEO Shake Up Aneel Bhusri Back in Charge.

The World Is Yours... Unless You Sell Fakes

This ain't just about some face cream see? This is about trust. People go to Walmart because they think they're getting the real deal. But if Walmart's letting these phonies sell fake stuff who can you trust? It's like when I trusted Sosa – biggest mistake of my life. This could mess with Walmart's rep and that's worth more than all the blow in Miami.

You Need People Like Me So You Can Point Your Fingers And Say 'That's The Bad Guy'

CNBC even did an investigation found the same fake products Estée Lauder's talking about. Advanced Night Repair serum some eye cream – all garbage. And what's Walmart doing about it? Nada. They're too busy counting their money trying to compete with Amazon. They’re blinded by the dollar and that’s the biggest mistake anyone can make.

Say Hello to My Little Friend: The Lawsuit

Now there's this thing called the Shop Safe Act. It's supposed to make these online marketplaces do a better job of checking out their sellers. If they do they're protected from lawsuits. But Walmart and the other big guys are fighting it. Why? Because it'll cost them money that's why. They'd rather risk selling fake stuff than spend a little extra to protect their customers. That's cold man.

Don't Get High on Your Own Supply... or Sell It

So what's gonna happen? Who knows? But one thing's for sure: Estée Lauder ain't backing down. They're calling Walmart's actions "extreme outrageous fraudulent… despicable and harmful." Those are fighting words see? This is gonna be a big battle and someone's gonna end up paying the price. Remember what I always say: In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women.