After-Hours Market Bloodbath Companies That Got Shanked and Those That Smiled

Cisco's Margin Call: Greed Is Good...Or Is It?

Alright listen up. Cisco they make the stuff that makes the internet go 'round right? They thought they were hot stuff with their 67.5% margin but Wall Street wanted more. More I tell you. They got a little greedy like I was back in the day always wanting more. But hey the stock's still up this year so maybe they're not completely screwed. Lesson here even when you're on top there's always someone wantin' to take what's yours.

McDonald's: The King Still Reigns Supreme

You know I ain't much for that fast food crap but you gotta respect the hustle. McDonald's keeps pumpin' out those billions even with all the fancy restaurants and health freaks out there. They beat expectations again. It's like they got a secret sauce that makes everyone keep comin' back for more. Even a guy like me who prefers a plate of arroz con pollo I gotta admit they're doing somethin' right. Maybe I should invest in those golden arches... or maybe not. But if you're interested to read more about the brands that win take a look at E.l.f. Beauty's Results So Good It's Raw.

AppLovin's Downfall: Too Much Too Soon?

These guys beat their numbers but the market still ain't happy. Down 32% this year already? That's colder than a Cuban winter. Maybe they spent too much time partying and not enough time watching the bottom line. Remember what I always say: 'Don't get high on your own supply'. Seems like someone forgot that rule.

Fastly's Rocket Ride: Push It to the Limit

Now this is more like it. Fastly they're in the cloud computing game and they're not messin' around. Guidance way up earnings lookin' good. They're shootin' for the moon and actually gettin' there. That's the kind of ambition I respect. 'I want what's coming to me,' and these guys are out there taking it.

Rollins Gets Roach Slapped: You Get Nothin'

Rollins the pest control guys they got caught slippin'. Earnings below expectations revenue down. It's like they let the roaches win. In this business you gotta be ruthless. No mercy for the pests and no mercy from Wall Street if you don't deliver. 'You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend' – the market correction.

Paycom's Payroll Problems: Money Ain't Everything...Or Is It?

Paycom's future forecast is lookin' bleak. Investors don't like what they're hearin' and the stock is takin' a dive. In this world money talks. If you ain't makin' it you're just makin' noise. They better figure things out fast or they'll be singing a different tune soon enough.