Lyft's CEO Claims Strong Demand But Shares Plummet

First Get the Money Then You Get the Power

Listen up the name's Montana Tony Montana. I hear this guy Risher from Lyft is talking big about record profits a billion in cash. Sounds like my kinda business right? "In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women.". But even I know money ain't everything if your stock's goin' down the toilet. Wall Street's never satisfied always wantin' more more more.

Ridership Blues: Is This All You Got?

So this Lyft they miss their ridership numbers. 29.2 million riders but they wanted 29.5 million? That's like missin' a shipment understand? People start askin' questions. "You think you're big time? You gonna learn to fly straight". And this guidance for the next quarter? Soft they say. FactSet sayin' one thing Lyft sayin' another. Sounds like somebody's tryin' to pull a fast one. Speaking of booms ever checked out Singapore's Construction Boom A Witcher's Take? Now that's a market with potential!

Teenage Wasteland and Euro Trips

Now they talkin' 'bout teen accounts. Kids. Smart move get 'em hooked young right? Like startin' 'em on the good stuff early. And they bought some European taxi app called FreeNow. Europe huh? Different game over there. "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.". But expandin' is always good gotta get your fingers in every pie.

Robotaxis: The Future is Now… Or Later

Robotaxis huh? Self driving cars. That's some sci fi sh** right there. This Risher guy's partnering with Waymo and Baidu. Smart move. But 2026? That's a long time to wait. "The world is yours" but only if you get there first. By that time somebody else will be eatin' their lunch.

Super Bowl Hustle: Demand Is There?

Super Bowl now that's where the money is. He's braggin' about 13% to 15% growth in volume. Faster pickups lower prices. Sounds like they're hustlin'. But don't get cocky. "Every day above ground is a good day". One good game don't make you a champion.

The Bottom Line: Show Me the Money

So the bottom line? Lyft's got money but they gotta keep those riders comin'. Wall Street's watchin'. The robotaxis might be the future but they gotta survive 'til then. "Me I want it all" and so does everyone else. So they better get their act together or they'll be singin' the blues.