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BP's Q1 Profits Dip, Activists Pounce, and the CEO Claims Everything's Fine. Let's See How Long That Lasts, Shall We? image

BP's 'Great Start'? More Like a Hilarious Miscalculation, Says Joker!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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While tech titans tumble, Palantir dances with the devil (and Uncle Sam), making a killing off chaos and government contracts. Is it genius or just... good business? image

Palantir's Laughing All the Way to the Bank: A Joke in a Recession?

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:58
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A festival turns tragic in Vancouver as a man with mental health issues drives into a crowd, leaving a trail of chaos and despair. And I find it all…hilariously tragic. image

Vancouver's Dark Knight: SUV Rampage at Filipino Fest - Why So Serious?

Sun 27 April, 2025 20:06
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Turns out, folks are using 'buy now, pay later' for essentials and missing payments. Is this a joke or a sign of the times? Why so serious, Gotham? image

HAHAHA! Gotham's Broke and Buying Groceries on Credit!

Sat 26 April, 2025 11:00
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The Joker's take on the plummeting demand for private jets and whether tax cuts can save the day. Chaos is a ladder, baby! image

Why So Serious About Private Jets?

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:00
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The Magnificent Seven's market dominance is fading, leaving Wall Street scrambling for new tricks and treats. Are we having fun yet? image

Why So Serious, Tech Stocks? Mag 7's Meltdown and the Market's Mayhem!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:01
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Austrian central bank chief Robert Holzmann suggests holding euro zone interest rates steady amidst tariff uncertainty, leaving everyone guessing about the future of monetary policy. Chaos, as usual! image

Why So Serious About Interest Rates? Austrian Banker Channels Inner Joker!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:26
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As trade wars escalate, gold prices surge, leaving U.S. Treasuries and the dollar looking like clowns in a collapsing circus. Emerging markets are hoarding gold, and analysts ponder the demise of American financial dominance! Why so serious? image

HA HA HA! Is Gold the New King of Chaos, and is the Dollar Going Down Smiling?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:19
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Tesla faces a rocky quarter, but Elon Musk promises a future of autonomous cars, humanoid robots, and 'sustainable abundance.' Is it genius or madness? Let's find out, shall we? image

Is Elon Musk Officially LOST IT!? Tesla's Wild Ride Gets Even Crazier!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:15
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Hedge fund titan Dan Loeb ditches almost all of his Magnificent 7 stock holdings amidst market turmoil, opting for credit and event-driven strategies. Prepare for anarchy! image

Why So Serious About the Magnificent 7? Dan Loeb Dumps Stocks, Chaos Ensues!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:52
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