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CureIS Healthcare slaps Epic Systems with a lawsuit, claiming anticompetitive practices that'd make even Lord Farquaad blush. image

Somebody Once Told Me, Epic's a Monopoly! CureIS Sues EHR Giant!

Wed 14 May, 2025 02:45
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Shrek reports on the latest swamp-sized drama in US drug pricing, with a pinch of ogre-sized skepticism and a whole lot of 'get outta my swamp!' attitude. image

What the Farquaad?! Trump's Trying to Fix Drug Prices?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:20
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Healthcare firm KindlyMD merges with Nakamoto Holdings, a bitcoin investment company, and Shrek's here to give you the swamp-eye view. image

What in Tarnation? KindlyMD's Gone Crypto! Shrek's Got Thoughts (and Maybe Some Bitcoin)

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
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Chinese battery giant CATL launches a massive Hong Kong IPO, aiming for nearly $4 billion, while navigating US-China trade tensions and military designations. It's all ogre now! image

That'll Do, Donkey! CATL's Massive Hong Kong Share Sale Is Bigger Than My Swamp!

Mon 12 May, 2025 02:27
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Shrek reports on the latest spat between India and Pakistan, filled with more drama than a dragon guarding a princess, and spiced with a healthy dose of ogre-sized satire. image

Ogres Are Like Onions, This Conflict Is Getting Layers: India and Pakistan Clash...Again!

Sat 10 May, 2025 10:01
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Shrek here, reporting on Trump's swampy situation: a potential tax increase for the wealthy that's got Republicans in a pickle! And Donkey's got opinions, believe you me! image

Somebody Once Told Me: Trump Mulls a Tiny Tax Hike for the Rich!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:34
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Pinterest pins down a successful quarter, proving even in a swampy economy, some things blossom like a beautiful, albeit slightly pixelated, flower. image

Pinterest's Phat Profits! Even an Ogre Can See the Green

Thu 08 May, 2025 21:16
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Shrek reports on the swampy job market where finding work is tougher than charming Princess Fiona's parents. Learn how to stand out, even if you're an ogre! image

Ogre-Sized Job Hunt Blues: It Ain't Easy Being Green (and Employed)!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:29
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Shrek reports on Trump's withdrawal of Dr. Nesheiwat's nomination for Surgeon General, filled with more twists than a gingerbread man's spine and a whole lotta 'what the donkey?!' moments. image

What In Tarnation?! Trump Swaps Docs Like Donkey Changes His Mind About Waffles!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
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Shrek reports on the Federal Reserve's cautious stance amid Trump's tariff tango, leaving the economy in a state of 'Ogre'-whelming uncertainty. image

What in Tarnation?! Fed Holds Steady While Trump Plays Tariff Twister!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
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