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India's inflation rate drops unexpectedly to 3.34% in March, sparking hopes for further interest rate cuts and economic stimulus, but watch out for those pesky tariffs! image

India's Inflation Takes a Tumble! Is the Economy About to Get Ogre-the-Top?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:35
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Shrek reports on the hilariously messy situation involving El Salvador refusing to return a deported man to the U.S., sparking a feud between presidents and leaving everyone wondering, 'What's up with all the layers?' image

What in Tarnation! Trump and El Salvador President in a Swampy Standoff Over Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:49
3 minutes to read

Shrek gives his two cents on why some fancy-pants analyst thinks Stellantis is gonna take a nosedive, and why you should probably stick to investing in good ol' onions. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to Stellantis Stock?! Donkey's Got a Better Investment Plan!

Mon 14 April, 2025 10:43
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After a rough patch, the Magnificent Seven stocks are showing signs of life, attracting investors who think they might be, well, 'cheap.' But are they really ready to party like it's 2022? image

Are the Magnificent Seven Stocks Back From the Swamp?! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:34
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the recent surge in mortgage rates, blaming everything from ogre-sized tariffs to dragon-sized inflation fears, and wondering if anyone can still afford a decent outhouse these days. image

Mortgage Rates Are Higher Than My Swamp! What's Going On?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:14
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprising first-quarter earnings and Jamie Dimon's ogre-sized concerns about the economy. image

What in Tarnation is JPMorgan Chase Up To?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on how Trump's tariffs and immigration policies are making Hispanic folks tighten their belts, leading to less beer money and a sad ogre. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to My Brew! Trump's Policies Ruining Beer?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:44
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the wild ride of global bond yields as Trump's tariff policies send markets into a frenzy, leaving investors more confused than Donkey trying to understand sarcasm. image

What in Tarnation is Happening with These Bonds?! Trump's Tariff Tango!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:22
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the surprising stock market surge following a shift in tariff policies, Alphabet's AI investments, and upcoming earnings reports. It's a swamp-sized scoop! image

Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! Donkey, You Won't Believe This Market Rally!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:25
3 minutes to read

Walmart withdraws its first-quarter operating income outlook due to tariff uncertainties, leaving investors scratching their heads like donkeys in a maze. image

Walmart's in a Pickle! Will Tariffs Turn Their Profits into Swamp Sludge?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read