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Foreign visitor spending in the U.S. is projected to plummet due to policy-related perception problems, makin' Uncle Sam's wallet thinner than Donkey's patience on a long journey. image

What in Tarnation is Goin' On? America's Tourist Dough is Shrinkin' Faster Than My Swamp After a Heatwave!

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:24
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Snowflake (SNOW) stock rebounds after a rocky start, fueled by AI advancements and strategic leadership changes, proving that even ogres can find their happily ever after in the market. image

Snowflake's Second Act: From Swamp Bottom to Wall Street Star, It's a Real Fairytale!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:26
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Shrek reports on Southwest Airlines ditching their free checked bags and other changes, leaving folks grumbling like a grumpy ogre. image

What in Tarnation?! Southwest Airlines Done Gone and Lost Their Mind!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Shrek investigates how a proposed tax bill could muck up the solar industry, potentially dimming the lights on clean energy and job creation. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Tax Bill Threatens My Swamp... and Solar Power!

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
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President Trump throws a tariff-sized wrench into Apple's plans, demanding iPhones be made in the US or face a hefty tax. It's like tryin' to herd cats, only with gadgets! image

What in Tarnation? Trump Tells Apple: Pay Up or Build 'Em Here!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:28
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Shrek here, reporting on how Apple's trying to sweeten the deal in China, but local rivals are making it tougher than a dragon's hide. image

What are you doing in my Market?! Apple's China Sales Face Ogre-Sized Challenges!

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:45
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Shrek here, reporting live from the swamp! Looks like Harvard's in a pickle after the Trump administration decided they're not so keen on letting international students stick around. Apparently, some serious swamp gas has been stirred up! image

Harvard Gets Ogrelapped! Trump Admin Boots International Students Over 'Pro-Terrorist' Shenanigans!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:22
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Rumblings from the Kremlin indicate Russia's war effort is facing economic ogre-whelming pressures, potentially forcing a return to the negotiating table. Will they finally stop acting like a bunch of fairy tale villains? image

Ogre-the-Top Trouble for Russia: Is Putin's Kingdom Headed for the Swamp?

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:22
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Shrek here, reporting on how those whippersnapper Gen Z folks are spending their doubloons and how you can, too, with the right plastic! image

Get Outta My Swamp (and Into These Credit Card Deals), Ya Young Punks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:44
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Japan's farm minister resigns after sparking outrage by admitting he never buys rice, highlighting the country's struggle with soaring prices and food security. Sounds like someone needs a swamp vacation! image

What a Load of Croc! Japanese Minister Steps Down Over FREE RICE?!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:15
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