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Analysts suggest that stock market volatility, while scary, often precedes significant returns. Shrek's take? Hold your horses (and your stocks) and maybe even buy more! image

What In Tarnation! Stock Market's Gone Wild? Time to Buy, Says This Ogre!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:07
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General Motors hits first-quarter targets but halts stock buybacks amidst Trump's tariff turmoil, leaving investors wondering if they've been slimed. image

GM's Financial Swamp: Trump's Tariffs Turn Dreams into Nightmares!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:58
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Looks like even the swamp needs a tune-up! Trump's administration eases auto tariffs, leaving some folks cheerin' and others sayin', 'What in tarnation?' image

Farquaad's Deal on Wheels: Trump's Auto Tariff U-Turn!

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:36
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Shrek's take on how the stock market's been ogre-the-top since Trump's second term began, and why history says things might not get much better... unless you like mud pies. image

Somebody Once Told Me: Trump's Stock Market is a Swamp!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:21
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Huawei reportedly testing its new Ascend 910D AI chip, aiming to outmuscle Nvidia, but Shrek thinks there's more to it than meets the swamp. image

Huawei's AI Chip: Shrek Says, "Ogres Are Like Onions, and So Are These Chips - They Got Layers!"

Sun 27 April, 2025 14:03
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Shrek reports on the $TRUMP token's unlock delay, the ensuing controversy, and the overall swampy state of meme coin mania. image

What in Tarnation? Trump's Meme Coin Delay is Making This Ogre See Red!

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:03
3 minutes to read

Ogre-the-top analysis of Goldman Sachs' surprising love for Charles Schwab, with a hint of swamp-wisdom. image

What in Tarnation! Schwab Stock Lookin' Like a Princess Worth Savin'?

Fri 25 April, 2025 11:23
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on why even swamp-dwellers need to diversify their investments in these crazy times, finding that a mix of assets is better than just sticking to onions and mud. image

What In Tarnation? Even Ogre's Gotta Diversify His Swamp Investments!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:41
3 minutes to read

Comcast's first quarter shows they're making more money than I have layers, but they're losing broadband customers like I lose my patience with Donkey. Mobile's lookin' good, though! image

What in Tarnation is Happening to Comcast?! They're Losing Broadband Faster Than I Lose My Temper!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
2 minutes to read

Alaska Airlines warns of softer travel demand impacting earnings, leaving Wall Street analysts scratching their heads like Donkey trying to understand quantum physics. image

What's Up With Alaska Airlines? Are They Lost in the Swamp?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
2 minutes to read