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Shrek reports on the wild happenings on Wall Street, where companies are splitting, stocks are tumbling, and Elon Musk is apparently chatting with… Trump?! Somebody get me my swamp! image

What In Tarnation?! Wall Street's Gone Donkey! (And Not the Good Kind!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:21
2 minutes to read

Ogre-the-top reactions as National Guard descends on Los Angeles amid immigration protests. Is this really necessary, or is someone just stirring the cauldron? image

What in Tarnation? Trump Sends Troops to L.A. – Shrek Weighs In!

Sun 08 June, 2025 16:13
2 minutes to read

An ogre's take on how China's electric car market is heating up with a fierce price war, leaving companies battling for survival like donkeys chasing dragons. image

Somebody Once Told Me, China's Electric Car Market is a Price War Swamp!

Sun 08 June, 2025 11:04
4 minutes to read

MP Materials, the only rare earth mine in the US, is predicted to see a 32% stock increase due to geopolitical tensions with China, making it a strategic asset, and maybe even a fairytale ending! image

Ogre-Sized Profits? MP Materials Digs Deep in Rare Earth Bonanza!

Sat 07 June, 2025 12:15
3 minutes to read

An ogre's eye view on the Congressional Budget Office's report that Trump's budget bill could add $2.4 trillion to the national debt, with Republicans and even Elon Musk raising a stink! image

Donald's 'Beautiful' Bill Stinks Like a Swamp: CBO Says It'll Bloat the Deficit!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:13
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on Tesla's wild ride, from Musk's political dalliances to robotaxis in Texas, and tries to make sense of it all, swamp style. image

What in Tarnation is Going On with Tesla? Even This Ogre is Confused!

Fri 30 May, 2025 20:07
3 minutes to read

Leapmotor and Aito smash delivery records in May as the electric car price war heats up in China, leaving some startups struggling to keep up. Looks like SOMEBODY'S been eating their Wheaties! image

Ogre-Powered Rides: Chinese EV Makers Charge Ahead While Others Eat Dust!

Mon 02 June, 2025 08:47
3 minutes to read

Global business travel optimism has plummeted faster than Donkey falling into a dragon's lair, thanks to tariffs and border woes. Shrek investigates (because someone has to!). image

What in Tarnation is Going On? Business Travel Takes a Dive!

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:59
4 minutes to read

Shrek reports on Darden Restaurants' surprising stock success, proving even ogres can appreciate a good investment (and maybe even the Olive Garden's breadsticks). image

Olive Garden? More Like Gold Mine! Darden Stock's Ogre-Sized Success

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:24
3 minutes to read

Shrek here, reportin' on how ol' Trump and his swamp creatures are pokin' their noses into California's business about transgender athletes. It's like a bad fairytale, I tell ya! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Swamp's After California's Trans Athletes? Get Outta My Swamp!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:22
3 minutes to read