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Sarah Connor reports on Meta and Anduril's unholy alliance to arm the military with virtual reality, because apparently, Skynet wasn't scary enough. image

Judgment Day Just Got an Upgrade: Meta and Anduril Team Up to Build Killer VR for the Army

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:34
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Nvidia's Jensen Huang argues that restricting AI tech exports to China could cripple U.S. dominance in the field, potentially handing the future over to, well, you know...them. image

The AI Wars: Nvidia CEO Says Hasta la Vista, Baby, to Trade Barriers with China!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:41
3 minutes to read

Sarah Connor reports on the Justice Department's investigation into California's transgender athlete policy, blending humor, satire, and a touch of Terminator-esque paranoia. image

No Fate But What We Make: DOJ Targets California's Transgender Athlete Law

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:22
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Despite tariff-induced profit warnings, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price inexplicably surges, leaving Sarah Connor suspicious of hidden algorithms and fashion-forward terminators. image

Abercrombie's Judgment Day: Profits Down, Stock Up... What Does It All Mean?

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
3 minutes to read

Tesla stock jumps after Elon Musk vows renewed focus on his companies, but is it just another detour on the road to Judgment Day? image

Elon's Back (Again): Tesla's Shares Surge as Musk Promises 24/7 Dedication. Yeah, Right.

Tue 27 May, 2025 18:25
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As economic storms gather, the world's wealthiest are hoarding gold in Singapore vaults. Is this just paranoia, or is Skynet about to short your portfolio? image

Gold Rush 2.0: Judgment Day for Your Savings? The Ultra-Rich Are Bailing to Singapore!

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:13
4 minutes to read

Ultra-wealthy individuals are increasingly storing their gold offshore in secure locations like Singapore, driven by economic and geopolitical fears, favoring physical gold over paper assets. image

Gold Rush 2.0: Rich Folks Ditching Paper for the Real Deal (Skynet Probably Has Some Too)

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:13
3 minutes to read

A massive Russian aerial attack rocks Ukraine on Kyiv Day, leaving death and destruction in its wake, highlighting the urgent need for stronger international action. image

Kyiv Day Massacre: Russia Sends Ukraine a Message Written in Fire

Sun 25 May, 2025 08:58
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Sarah Connor analyzes how Trump's executive orders on nuclear power might just be another step towards Skynet...or maybe just cheaper electricity. image

Judgment Day Delayed? Trump Supercharges Nuclear Power!

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:44
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Greek PM questions if NATO nations can meet Trump's defense spending demands, hinting at a potential financial 'Terminator' scenario for some. image

Hasta la vista, Budget Deficit? Trump's 5% NATO Demand: Is This Judgment Day for European Wallets?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
3 minutes to read