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Chevron scales back share buybacks amidst falling crude prices and global economic uncertainty, proving even corporate giants aren't immune to the apocalypse. image

Chevron's Slow Burn: Oil Giant Pumps the Brakes on Buybacks as Profits Dip

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:47
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NatWest's Q1 profits skyrocket, fueled by strategic priorities and government stake reduction. Sounds like someone's planning something, and I don't like it. image

NatWest's Profits Surge: Are We Sure Skynet Isn't Involved?

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:24
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Airbnb's Q1 results are in, but a disappointing forecast has the market seeing red. Is this the beginning of the end, or just a minor setback? image

Airbnb's Judgement Day: Revenue Forecasts Take a Dive!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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Elon Musk questions the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation, sparking debate over government spending and priorities. Is this progress, or just another Skynet in disguise? image

Elon Musk vs. The Fed: No Fate But What We Make (Them Pay For!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:33
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Spain's competition watchdog approves BBVA's acquisition of Banco Sabadell, but with remedies. The government isn't thrilled, and I have a bad feeling about this... image

BBVA's Hostile Takeover: Hasta la Vista, Sabadell?

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:37
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Teladoc Health buys mental health company UpLift for $30 million to revive its struggling BetterHelp segment, but will it be enough to escape the economic apocalypse? image

Teladoc's Therapy Gambit: Is This Acquisition the Real Deal or Just Another Judgment Day?

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:15
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First Solar faces economic turmoil as Trump's tariffs cast a dark shadow over their manufacturing plants and future earnings, leaving the renewable energy sector in a state of flux. image

First Solar's Judgment Day: Trump Tariffs Threaten Renewable Future!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:49
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Auto giant Stellantis chickens out of financial predictions faster than a T-1000 can morph, blaming Trump's trade policy for a revenue nosedive. I told you machines and politicians were trouble. image

Stellantis Pulls Guidance: Hasta la Vista, Baby... to Profit Forecasts!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings as consumers ditch pricey lattes for cheaper options. Is this the beginning of the end, or can they

No Latte But Existential Dread? Starbucks Turnaround Plan Smells Like Judgment Day!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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The White House accuses Amazon of a 'hostile and political act' for planning to display Trump's tariff costs next to product prices. Looks like Judgment Day might be coming for Bezos. image

Hasta La Vista, Baby... to Amazon's Profits? Trump's Tariffs Get the Spotlight

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:24
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