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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Liberty Energy's stock plunge amidst trade wars and oil price drops. Are we all doomed? image
Energy

Did Trump Curse Liberty Energy with Low Oil Prices?! A Viking's Take!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 16:37
  • 3 minutes to read
Trump Media stock plummets amid fears of insider stock sales, echoing tales of betrayal and volatility worthy of a Viking saga. image
Politics

Donald Trump About to Betray You Like Rollo Betrayed Me! Will He Sell His Shares?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 20:01
  • 2 minutes to read
A shrewd investor, Starboard Value, eyes Qorvo Inc., a semiconductor firm, seeking to boost its value after a decade of stagnation. Will Qorvo's management face the wrath of the Northmen? image
Commentary

Valhalla Awaits Qorvo? Ruthless Vikings Investor Plots Takeover!

  • Sat 25 January, 2025 11:48
  • 3 minutes to read
Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the bizarre and far-reaching tariffs imposed by the new White House leader, hitting everyone from major trade partners to remote, uninhabited islands...and even penguins! image
Europe News

Did Trump Just Declare War on Penguins?! You Won't Believe Who's Paying the Price!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 14:22
  • 3 minutes to read
The SEC clarifies its stance on certain stablecoins, sparking debate over interest payments and potential legislation. Will this new world benefit the Vikings, or will it be another blood eagle? image
Headlines

By Odin's Beard! SEC Says Some Stablecoins Not Securities! What Does This Mean for Vikings!?

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 23:10
  • 3 minutes to read

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