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Mr. Bean dives into cybersecurity stocks, ponders two-year Treasury notes, and is utterly baffled by Apple's misfortunes and a record-breaking ETF. What a pickle! image

Teddy! My Investments are Going Crazy!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:39
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Industry experts predict car prices will surge due to tariffs, impacting both new and used vehicles. Uh oh! image

Car Prices Going Up?! Oh No, Not My Mini!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
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Mr. Bean reports on the global market chaos sparked by Trump's tariffs, with a dash of teddy and a sprinkle of absurdity. image

Have Markets Gone Potty! Trump's Trade Tiff Turns Topsy-Turvy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:30
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Experts reveal that 'dead' investors, employing a buy and hold strategy, often outperform active traders due to emotional decision-making and higher costs. image

Teddy! The Shocking Secret to Stock Market Success Revealed! You Won't Believe It!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:55
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Mr. Bean reports on Darden Restaurants' unexpected sales dip, pointing fingers at the weather, Uber Eats, and possibly Teddy. image

Olive Garden Sales SLUMP! Mr. Bean Blames the WEATHER (and Himself?)

Thu 20 March, 2025 20:45
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Mr. Bean reports on how Donald Trump's auto tariffs might affect a small country and wonders if it will impact the price of jelly beans. image

Trump's Tariffs! Oh No, Not My Mini!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:49
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Mr. Bean reports on the cryptocurrency market's tumble following President Trump's tariff announcement, wondering if it will affect his holiday fund. image

Cryptocurrency Chaos! Did Trump's Tariffs Ruin My Holiday?

Thu 03 April, 2025 20:04
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Gene-sequencing giant Illumina navigates post-pandemic challenges, a costly acquisition gone wrong, and a new board member amidst stock market woes. Could this be the end or a new beginning?! image

Illumina's Stock Plummets! Did Mr. Bean Accidentally Invest Everything?!

Sat 29 March, 2025 11:25
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Mr. Bean reports on the earthquake in Myanmar causing chaos in Bangkok, including collapsing buildings and traffic jams, all while trying to keep Teddy safe and sound. image

Bangkok Building Tumbles! Teddy and I Barely Escaped!

Sat 29 March, 2025 10:27
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