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Mr. Bean reports on Bitcoin's surprising surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and a bit of market madness – all while pondering the mysteries of modern money. image

Blimey! Bitcoin Bounces Back Like Teddy After a Tumble!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
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Apple is trying to pause a court decision that would allow developers to bypass its App Store commissions, leading to more shenanigans than a trip to the seaside with Teddy! image

Apple's App Store Drama: Oh, Mr. Bean, What a Mess!

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the possible name change of the Persian Gulf, stirring up more trouble than a stray teddy bear at a fancy tea party. image

Holy Haberdashery! Trump Wants to Rename the Persian Gulf!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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Uber CEO's response to employee backlash over increased in-office requirements and benefit changes raises eyebrows and some very Mr. Bean-esque comparisons. image

Uber Boss Says 'It Is What It Is' – Like Spilling Paint on Your Trousers!

Tue 06 May, 2025 23:00
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Coterra Energy shifts focus to natural gas amid oil price woes, faces operational snags, leading to stock sell-off – Oh, bother! image

Coterra's Oil Hiccup: Teddy's Picnic Ruined by Gas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:23
3 minutes to read

Despite economic wobbles and tariff tantrums, Hugo Boss somehow managed not to trip over its own shoelaces in the first quarter. Just like when I try to make toast! image

Hugo Boss's Trousers Almost Didn't Fall Down! Dodged a Fashion Faux Pas!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Mr. Bean investigates Trump's claim of low gas prices, finds a few surprises and a lot of hot air! image

Trump Claims Gas Under Two Dollars A Gallon! Really?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:45
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Hinge Health's journey from cockroach mascots to a daring IPO amidst market chaos, with a dash of Bean-style bewilderment. image

Bean There, Gone Public: Cockroaches and IPOs! Whaaat!?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read

Mr. Bean stumbles upon a tale of shareholder activism, potential buyouts, and molecular insights, all while trying to keep Teddy out of trouble. image

Holy DNA, Batman! Mr. Bean Investigates a Molecular Mystery at Qiagen!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:47
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Warren Buffett's annual shareholder meeting, complete with tariffs, Apple anxieties, and a mountain of cash bigger than Teddy! image

Beans on Toast & Billions: Mr. Bean's Take on Buffett's Big Bash!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:34
3 minutes to read