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As the world descends into economic chaos, analysts point to Costco and Walmart as unlikely safe havens, while tariff wars threaten to spill over into the bond market. Prepare yourselves! image

Retail Apocalypse Averted! Costco and Walmart: Havens in a World Gone Mad!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:37
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Investment firms slash China's growth forecasts amidst escalating trade war with the US, leaving the economic future uncertain. image

Boy! Is China's Economy About to CRACK!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 03:07
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Crude oil futures rebound slightly after significant losses fueled by fears of a global trade war triggered by President Trump's tariffs, with traders eyeing the upcoming OPEC+ meeting. image

Crude Oil Prices Rise After Trump's Tariffs Cause Global Panic! Is This the End?

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:40
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Kimbal Musk criticizes President Trump's tariffs, calling them a 'structural, permanent tax' while Elon Musk feuds with trade advisor Peter Navarro, causing Tesla stock to plummet faster than I fell from Olympus! image

Elon's Brother SLAMS Trump! Is This the END of Their Alliance?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:22
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Airline industry faces turbulent times as demand softens, stocks plummet, and analysts predict doom and gloom for 2025. Is this the end of cheap flights, or just a minor setback? image

Are Airlines Doomed? The Gods of Travel May Be Angry!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:00
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Kratos reports on the Trump administration's controversial decision to lay off U.S. aid workers in Myanmar following a devastating earthquake, while other nations step in to provide assistance. image

Trump Administration Cuts Aid Amidst Myanmar Earthquake?! Boy! Is This Wisdom?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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Kratos reports on the ironic tragedy of US aid workers being laid off in Myanmar earthquake relief effort amidst Trump administration cuts, while other nations step in to fill the void. image

BOY! Trump Cuts Aid After Myanmar Earthquake? Is Humanity Doomed!

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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The aerospace giant claims to be turning a corner, with promises of reduced cash burn and improved factory output. Can they escape the cycle of destruction, or will they face my blades? image

Boeing Survives! Another Day, Another Crisis Averted!?

Wed 19 March, 2025 20:41
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Following Trump's tariff announcement and Klarna's IPO delay, Affirm's stock price suffers a significant drop, raising concerns about the future of the buy now, pay later sector. image

Affirm Shares PLUMMET! Is This the END of Buy Now Pay Later?

Fri 04 April, 2025 19:30
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Newsmax raises $75 million via a Reg A+ offering, experiencing a wild stock price surge fueled by retail investors and meme stock dynamics, only to see it come crashing down. image

Boy! Newsmax Stock Price EXPLODES! Is This the End of Wall Street as We Know It?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 17:55
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