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Saudi Aramco signs $90 billion in preliminary deals with US companies, aiming for energy dominance and tech growth. Is this strength or just another cycle of dependence? image

BOY! Saudi Oil Giant Makes Deals With US Titans: More Gold For Their Coffers?

Fri 16 May, 2025 02:11
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eToro outlines potential risks in Israel IPO filing, citing ongoing conflicts and regional instability. Kratos gives his take. image

ETORO'S FEARS: ANOTHER WAR? BOY, I HAVE EXPERIENCE!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:54
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Asia prepares for a surge in air travel, with Singapore leading the charge by expanding Changi Airport to handle a godly number of passengers. image

Boy! Asia Builds Temples of Sky: Changi's Fifth Trial!

Thu 15 May, 2025 04:09
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Kratos reports on Uber's new route share, ride passes, and autonomous vehicle plans, questioning whether they truly offer savings or are just another attempt to manipulate the masses. image

Boy! Uber's New Ride Features: Affordable or Just Another Deception?

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:08
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Chime Financial's IPO filing reveals a hefty $33 million investment in the Dallas Mavericks jersey patch, coinciding with a stroke of draft lottery luck. image

Boy! Chime's Coin: Mavericks Dance with Fintech Fortune!

Tue 13 May, 2025 23:04
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Chinese officials are boasting about a trade deal with the US, claiming it as a win for their 'defiant' negotiation tactics. I see only future disappointment and ample opportunity for glorious battle. image

Boy, China Did Not Learn! They Negotiated Trade Deal, Called it 'Victory'. I Call it Target Practice!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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The U.S. and China scale back tariffs, causing Treasury yields to rise and sparking cautious optimism, but Kratos remains skeptical. There will be consequences! image

BOY! Tariffs Tamed: China and US Cease Fire...For Now!

Mon 12 May, 2025 11:55
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Google settles with Texas for a staggering $1.4 billion over data privacy violations, proving that even giants can fall before the might of justice (and hefty fines). image

Boy! Google Pays Texas $1.4 Billion: A Ghost's Victory for Privacy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:40
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Despite strong first-quarter results from Meta, Alphabet, and Amazon, whispers of an economic downturn are on the wind, threatening to chill the digital advertising market. image

BOY, PREPARE FOR LEAN TIMES: Online Ad Giants Feast Before the Impending Economic Fimbulwinter

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:36
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China's SMIC falters in Q1, missing revenue and profit targets amidst geopolitical tensions and domestic demand. Kratos is not pleased. image

SMIC's Profits Plunge: Boycott Chip Makers, Or Face My WRATH!

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:59
2 minutes to read