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A surge in car buying driven by tariff fears is depleting inventories, potentially leading to higher prices and fewer choices for consumers. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, weighs in on this automotive apocalypse. image

Boy! Are Car Prices About to Explode!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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A high-ranking advisor to the U.S. Defense Secretary is escorted from the Pentagon amidst a leak investigation, raising questions about loyalty and secrets within the halls of power. image

Betrayal at the Pentagon! Has Another God Fallen?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:44
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LVMH's shares plummet after a surprising drop in first-quarter sales, sparking fears of a wider downturn in the luxury market. Is this a sign of economic Ragnarok? image

LVMH Stock CRASHES! Is This the End of Luxury As We Know It?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 07:51
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Wall Street analysts make their calls on major stocks amid tariff wars and economic uncertainty. Prepare for volatility, mortals! image

Wall Street Titans Clash! Who Will Survive the Tariff Ragnarok?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 16:17
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Donald Trump's administration creates confusion with tariff exemptions on electronics, sparking outrage and uncertainty among tech companies and lawmakers alike. Is this madness, or is there a method to it? image

Chaos Reigns! Trump's Tariff U-Turn Leaves Tech Giants Trembling! What Fresh Hell is This?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 21:27
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Taiwan engages in tariff talks with the U.S., offering zero-tariff regime and increased investments, hoping to forge a strong economic alliance against the looming shadow of China. image

Taiwan Begs US for Trade Deal! Will America Answer Their Plea?

Sat 12 April, 2025 06:34
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Producer prices unexpectedly fell in March, offering a glimmer of hope amidst Trump's tariff turmoil. But is it a false dawn, or a sign of things to come? image

Wholesale Prices PLUMMET! Is This the END of Inflation?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
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Tesla's volatile week continues with a significant stock drop amidst tariff concerns and market uncertainty. The gods are displeased! image

Tesla Stock CRASHES! Is This the END of Elon Musk's Empire?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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After market turmoil and investor anxiety, a tariff pause (except for China, naturally) sparked a historic market rally, revealing the mysterious 'Trump Put' and leaving Wall Street both relieved and confused. image

By the Gods! Trump's Market Meddling Triggers Ragnarok-Level Rally!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:13
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The Ghost of Sparta reports on Apple's miraculous stock surge after Trump's tariff pause, questioning if this reprieve is truly a victory or merely a fleeting moment of calm before the storm. image

Apple Stock SOARS After Trump TARIFF Announcement! Is This the END of Our Woes?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
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