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Despite slightly missing Wall Street's expectations, Lowe's remains optimistic about its full-year forecast, citing investments in stores and customer service. Jackie Chan gives his take! image

Lowe's Sticks the Landing Like a Jackie Chan Stunt! But Did They Break a Few Boards?

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on the tech world's latest face-off: Google and Warby Parker team up to create smart glasses, aiming to outshine Meta and Ray-Ban! image

Holy Smart Glasses! Jackie Chan Reacts to Google & Warby Parker's Partnership!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:17
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Home Depot defies rising tariffs, maintaining prices and focusing on customer engagement, even as housing market challenges persist. It's like dodging bullets in a police story, but with power tools! image

Home Depot Channels My Inner Stuntman: Sticks to Sales Forecast, Dodges Tariff Hike Like a Falling Ladder!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
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Jackie Chan's take on GitHub's new Copilot agent, blending martial arts wisdom with tech humor. image

GitHub's AI Sidekick: Kung Fu Coding or Just Another Brick in the Wall?

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:00
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After a rocky start, the stock market rebounds, prompting calls for diversification. Jackie Chan weighs in with his signature blend of wisdom and wisecracks. image

Stock Market Does a Jackie Chan: Recovers Faster Than I Can Do a Ladder Stunt!

Sun 18 May, 2025 15:19
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Alabama Man Gets 14 Months for SEC Hack, Bitcoin Briefly Goes Wild, and I'm Still Figuring Out This Whole Crypto Thing! image

Holy Hack Attack! SEC's X Account Gets a Taste of 'Drunken Master' Cybersecurity!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
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Jackie Chan breaks down how the 10-year Treasury yield is impacting the stock market, with insights on the S&P 500 and Meta Platforms, adding a touch of humor and wisdom along the way. image

Bond Market Kung Fu: How the 10-Year Treasury Yield is Kicking Stocks Into Shape!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:17
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the potential $45 million military parade in Washington, D.C., questioning if the cost is worth the celebration. image

Holy Birthday Bash, Batman! Trump's Army Parade Could Cost More Than My Movie Budget!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:47
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Bombas, the sock and apparel company, appoints Jason LaRose as its new CEO to spearhead its expansion into wholesale and physical retail, while founder David Heath transitions to executive chair. image

Sock It To 'Em! Bombas Gets a New CEO, Ready to Kickstart Retail Revolution (No Broken Bones, Promise!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:23
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on Alexis Ohanian's investment in Chelsea FC Women, sprinkling in wisdom, humor, and a dash of his signature action philosophy. image

Holy High Kick! Reddit's Alexis Ohanian Buys Chelsea FC Women – Jackie Chan Style!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:26
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