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New Chinese education policies restrict the use of generative AI in classrooms, raising questions about the future of learning and the perils of unchecked technology. Reminds me of that time with the Sankara Stones... image
Finance

China's AI Education Crackdown: They're Teaching Kids What?!

  • Thu 15 May, 2025 10:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Hedge fund manager David Einhorn sees gold prices soaring higher, citing concerns about fiscal and monetary policy, while Indy recalls his own golden adventures and near-misses with priceless artifacts. image
Headlines

Fortune and Gold, Kid! Greenlight's Einhorn Bets Big on the Shiny Stuff!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 20:42
  • 2 minutes to read
Senator Schumer halts Justice Department nominations over concerns about Trump accepting a luxury jet from Qatar, citing corruption and national security risks. Sounds like another temple of doom to me... image
Politics

Trump's New Air Force One: A Gift from Qatar or a Trojan Horse? Indy Investigates!

  • Tue 13 May, 2025 18:39
  • 2 minutes to read
The fintech company Chime is heading to the Nasdaq, but is it the Ark of the Covenant or just fool's gold? An intrepid investigation by yours truly. image
Headlines

Chime's IPO Gamble: Fortune and Glory, or Just Another Trap?

  • Tue 13 May, 2025 22:26
  • 4 minutes to read
Google launches the AI Futures Fund, promising investment, access to AI models, and support for promising AI startups, as the tech giants battle for AI supremacy. image
Headlines

Google's AI Gold Rush: Another Temple of Doom for Startups?

  • Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
  • 3 minutes to read
Indiana Jones deciphers JPMorgan's upgrade of Teva Pharmaceuticals, revealing potential riches hidden within cost-cutting efforts and strategic growth plans. But beware, the Trump's executive order might trigger the boulder! image
Headlines

Fortune and Pharmaceuticals! JPMorgan Unearths Teva's Hidden Treasure!

  • Mon 12 May, 2025 10:23
  • 2 minutes to read
A coalition of world leaders, backed by a temperamental Trump, demands a 30-day ceasefire from Putin, threatening massive sanctions if he fails to comply. Will peace prevail, or is this just another trap? image
Headlines

Putin's Last Crusade? Ukraine Ceasefire Deal Forged Amidst Threats and Bravery

  • Sat 10 May, 2025 13:25
  • 3 minutes to read
A swashbuckling report on how a UK-US trade deal is giving Boeing's stock a boost, with insights into potential investment strategies that even Short Round could understand. image
Headlines

Fortune and Airplanes! Boeing Takes Flight Thanks to a Trump Trade Deal. Next Stop: Adventure!

  • Fri 09 May, 2025 14:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Inclement weather dampened Texas Roadhouse's first quarter, but a sizzling March and promising second quarter provide hope for investors. It appears that even bad weather can't keep people away from a good steak. image
Headlines

Texas Roadhouse Navigates Treacherous Terrain: Weather Woes and Steak Salvation!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 23:51
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Jones analyzes Standard Chartered's revised Bitcoin forecast, suggesting a potential surge beyond the initial $120,000 prediction. Could this be the Ark of the Covenant for digital finance? image
Technology

Fortune and Crypto! Bitcoin's Price Prediction Gets a 'Too Low' Upgrade!

  • Thu 08 May, 2025 13:10
  • 2 minutes to read

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