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Europe is gearing up for a potential trade war with the U.S., threatening countermeasures if tariff negotiations fail. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! EU Prepares to Spank Uncle Sam with Trade Retaliation!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:37
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Tensions Flare as India Strikes Pakistan, Leading to a War of Words and Potential Retaliation. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! India and Pakistan Get Frisky, Things Escalating Faster Than My Pants at a Lingerie Show!

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:16
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The Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia is getting a new name, becoming the Xfinity Mobile Arena, signaling a shift in Comcast's strategy towards its growing mobile business. Giggity! image

Giggity! Philly's Wells Fargo Center Scores with Xfinity Mobile, Promises More Than Just Wi-Fi!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:00
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Uncle Quagmire reports on how the Trump Administration is putting the squeeze on Harvard over allegations of antisemitism, diversity policies, and a lack of conservative professors. Giggity! image

Giggity! Trump Slaps Harvard with Funding Freeze Over Woke Shenanigans!

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:13
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Donald Trump is hosting crypto-focused dinners for deep-pocketed donors and meme coin millionaires, potentially raking in millions and causing a stir in the crypto community and political circles. image

Giggity! Trump's Crypto Dinners: A Million Here, a Million There, Soon You're Talking Real Money!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:58
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Experts debate the impact of AI on employment, balancing the need for profit with the ethical considerations of job displacement and bias. image

Giggity! AI Taking Over Jobs? Let's See How This Plays Out!

Mon 05 May, 2025 03:19
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A deep dive into the anxieties plaguing the younger generation, from social media obsessions to packed schedules, and how parents can help 'em out. Giggity. image

Giggity! Kids These Days Got More Worries Than I Have Pick-Up Lines!

Sat 03 May, 2025 13:52
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Amid global market chaos caused by Trump's tariff policies, British stocks are enjoying a remarkable rally, fueled by their neutral trade status and resilient economy. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! British Stocks Score Big as Trump's Tariffs Tango Tumbles Tits Up!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:01
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Shell's Q1 earnings fell, but they're still buying back shares like I buy rounds at The Drunken Clam. Giggity! image

Giggity! Shell's Profits Take a Dip, But Don't Worry, There's Still Enough for Gas... and Other Things!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:22
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The Chase Sapphire Preferred Card is offering a massive 100,000-point bonus for a limited time, making it the perfect time to apply and travel in style… Giggity! image

Giggity! Chase Sapphire Preferred Card's Bonus is Back and Bigger Than Ever, Baby!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:02
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