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Microsoft and global law enforcement bust the Lumma Stealer malware, preventing the theft of passwords, credit cards, and crypto wallets from hundreds of thousands of computers worldwide. Giggity Giggity Giggity! image

Giggity! Microsoft Takes Down Lumma Stealer – Hackers Get the Shaft!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:01
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Feds bust a ring of bandits who allegedly lifted over $83 million in goodies from Amazon, leaving me wondering where MY cut is! image

Giggity! Amazon Swiped Blind by Armenian Cargo Crooks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:39
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Justin Sun, the Chinese crypto big shot, spent millions on a Trump-themed meme coin to snag a dinner invite with The Donald. Talk about a power move, Giggity! image

Giggity! Crypto Mogul BOUGHT His Way to Trump's Dinner Table!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:24
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Glen Quagmire reports on Waymo's expansion into San Jose, pondering the implications for lonely nights and the future of dating. image

Giggity! Waymo's Driverless Cars Head South for Some San Jose Action!

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:19
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Warren Buffett steps aside, handing the mic (and all that sweet, sweet Berkshire Hathaway cash) to Greg Abel at next year's annual shareholder meeting. Giggity! image

Giggity No More for Buffett: Abel Takes the Stage at Berkshire's Bash!

Mon 19 May, 2025 13:40
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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, sees a surprising sales surge, proving even fancy folks love a little bling despite the world going bonkers! Giggity! image

Giggity! Richemont's Sales Soar Like My Chances on a Cruise Ship!

Sun 18 May, 2025 05:52
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Glen Quagmire reports on Galaxy Digital's Nasdaq debut, highlighting the company's focus on crypto and AI, and his own excitement for... opportunities. image

Giggity! Crypto Firm Galaxy Digital Hits Nasdaq, and I'm Ready to Invest... in Some Fun!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:52
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U.S. and China engage in 'good' trade talks, but tensions linger like a bad rash. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trade Talks Thaw... But Is It Just Foreplay?

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:02
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Coinbase is under investigation for potentially inflating its user numbers, while also dealing with a hack and ransom demand. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! SEC Eyes Coinbase Over User Count, Stock Takes a Dive!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:14
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Walmart weathers tariff storms with e-commerce gains, cautious optimism, and a whole lotta 'giggity'. image

Giggity! Walmart's Got a Little Pinch, But Still Knows How to 'Have Fun'!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:22
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