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The FTSE 100 treads water while Europe enjoys a holiday, with mixed earnings reports and weight-loss drug news shaking things up. Plus, my thoughts on the real 'assets' to watch. image

Giggity! UK Market Flat as Europe Takes a Day Off: Quagmire's Take on Stocks and Sheilas

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:28
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Japan's central bank plays it cool, holding rates steady amidst Trump's tariff tantrum, but is this just the calm before the storm? Giggity! image

Giggity! Japan's Central Bank Holds Steady as Trump's Tariffs Threaten to Spoil the Party!

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Microsoft's quarterly earnings blow past expectations thanks to a booming Azure cloud business, leaving investors feeling giggity-good! image

Giggity! Microsoft's Azure Cloud Sends Stock Soaring Higher Than My Chances on Spring Break!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Yum Brands' earnings are in, and while Taco Bell is hotter than Bonnie Swanson in a bikini, Pizza Hut is colder than Lois's reaction to my advances! Giggity! image

Giggity! Pizza Hut Flops While Taco Bell Rings My Bell!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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Manufacturing activity in China plummets as trade tensions with the U.S. escalate, leaving everyone wondering who's going to pay for this global hangover. image

Giggity! China's Economy Takes a Nosedive Thanks to Trump's Trade War

Wed 30 April, 2025 01:57
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Rumor has it, the U.S. and India might be closer than Peter Griffin and a plate of chicken wings to finalizing a trade agreement. Giggity! image

Giggity! Is America About to Seal the Deal With India?

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:41
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PayPal's earnings beat expectations, but revenue fell short, and future guidance is holding steady. Giggity! image

Giggity! PayPal's Profits Pop, But Revenue's a Tease!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:19
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Uncle Quagmire reports on the Trump administration's probe into Harvard University and its Law Review over alleged discriminatory practices and DEI drama. Giggity! image

Giggity! Trump Admin Slaps Harvard with Naughty Investigations!

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:22
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Tech companies like Google, Amazon, Microsoft and Nvidia invest into AI Startups but are now banding together with Cloud Software Vendors like Veza to amp up their cybersecurity and protect their digital goodies. Giggity! image

Giggity Goo! Tech Giants Gettin' Cozy with Cloud Software, and Quagmire's Got the Inside Scoop!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:00
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The annual White House Correspondents' Dinner trades laughs for journalistic integrity, leaving a certain perverted neighbor feeling a tad disappointed. No Trump, no jokes, just the First Amendment...and I'm pretty sure that's not a euphemism. image

Giggity! White House Correspondents' Dinner Goes Mild, Leaves Me Feeling Blue!

Sun 27 April, 2025 10:30
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