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Geralt of Rivia reports on JetBlue Airways' cost-cutting measures as travel demand dips, leaving the airline grappling for profitability. Sounds like a monster contract to me. image

Toss a Coin to Your Pilot? JetBlue's Facing Turbulence!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:14
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Google's recent catastrophic cloud outage, revealing the monster lurking within their code and the company's mea culpa. image

Seven Hours of Chaos! Google Cloud Goes Down Harder Than a Drunken Doppler

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:10
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A tragic crash overshadows Boeing's plans for the Paris Air Show, amidst rising tensions and booming airplane orders. Seems like the world's gone mad... image

Boeing's Bad Omen: Paris Air Show Turbulence After Dreamliner Disaster!

Sun 15 June, 2025 08:00
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An Air India flight crashes shortly after takeoff in India, claiming hundreds of lives and plunging the aviation world into mourning and investigation. What fresh hell is this? image

Air India Dreamliner Nightmare: When 'Dream' Turns into a Fiery 'Nightmare'

Fri 13 June, 2025 18:47
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Amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, world leaders scramble for restraint, while a certain Witcher muses on the futility of it all. image

Israel and Iran's Swords Clash: A Witcher's Take on Nuclear Flames and Diplomatic Games

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:10
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A Witcher's take on the recent oil price fluctuations driven by geopolitical tensions between Israel and Iran, featuring dry humor and monster analogies. image

Iran-Israel Tensions Brew: Oil Prices Do the Wild Hunt!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:10
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A Witcher's take on the stock market's latest pronouncements, from AI oracles to goblin-approved roofing. image

Geralt's Guilder Guide: Wall Street's Wild Ride, From Dragons to DoorDash!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:17
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Chime's IPO, navigating the treacherous waters of fintech valuations and market sentiment with a witcher's wit. image

Chime's IPO Gamble: A Witcher's Take on Fintech's Rollercoaster

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:35
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German start-up Proxima Fusion snags a hefty sum to chase the dragon – or rather, harness the sun – with nuclear fusion. Let's see if they can avoid a meltdown, eh? image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Plenty…of Nuclear Fusion Funds!

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:13
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Starbucks is rolling out a generative AI assistant to speed up service and simplify barista jobs, but will it be a blessing or another griffin to slay? image

Starbucks Brews Up AI Assistant: A Witcher's Skeptical Sip

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:52
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