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Nissan faces financial woes, slashing jobs and restructuring amidst struggles in key markets like the US and China. A witcher's commentary. image

Nissan's Grand Reductions: When Roach Gets More Stable Employment

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:59
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia deciphers the financial jargon and offers sage advice on navigating the stock market's treacherous landscape, whether you're a seasoned investor or a freshly retired monster hunter. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? A Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Market

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read

Despite a sunny first quarter for digital advertising, giants like Meta and Alphabet face looming uncertainty as tariffs and economic headwinds threaten to dampen future growth, leaving smaller platforms especially vulnerable. Time to sharpen our silver swords, folks. image

Toss a Coin to Your Advertiser? Maybe Not: Economic Storm Clouds Gather Over Digital Ad Market

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:36
4 minutes to read

Despite US tariff hikes, China's exports surge thanks to Southeast Asia, while economists brace for a bumpy ride. image

Tariffs and Dragons: China's Trade Tango

Fri 09 May, 2025 06:12
2 minutes to read

The Witcher investigates Bitcoin's recent surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and geopolitical tensions. More valuable than a griffin's head? image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Bitcoin Smashes $100,000! Is it the Lesser Evil?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on Toyota's forecast of a 21% profit decline, blaming Trump's tariffs, a strong yen, and rising material costs. Sounds like a monster contract gone wrong. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Plenty... of Yen! Toyota's Profit Troubles

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:45
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on AMD's CEO Lisa Su as she balances US chip export controls with the lure of the Chinese market. Tariff troubles and AI ambitions abound, but will the Witcher's medallion tingle with signs of trouble? image

Toss a Chip to Your Witcher: AMD Navigates China's Murky Waters!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:28
3 minutes to read

A grim report on the declining US exports, trade wars, and the potential impact on small businesses and retailers, seen through the weary eyes of a Witcher. image

Medallion's on the Line: Trade Wars and Empty Docks!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:02
2 minutes to read

Waymo and Magna double down on robotaxi production in Arizona, aiming for world domination one driverless ride at a time. Roach better watch her flank. image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Robotaxis Rising! Are We Trading Roach for a Ride?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
2 minutes to read

Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health, once embracing a 'cockroach' survival mentality, now faces the ultimate test as it braves a volatile market for its IPO. image

Hinge Health's Cockroach Strategy: From Grimy Mascot to IPO Gamble – Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, IPO's Risky!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read