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Forrest Gump reports on Cardinal Prevost's surprising election as Pope Leo XIV, a first for an American, and ponders what this means for shrimp, ping pong, and the whole wide world. image

Popeye's Chicken and a Pope: An American Takes the Vatican!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:26
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Like peas and carrots, soccer and maternal health team up in a new initiative to help moms, because life is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you're gonna get...unless it's better health outcomes! image

Run, Forrest, Run...To Better Maternal Health! FC Mother Kicks Off!

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:00
4 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Carvana's unexpected financial success, fueled by tariff fears and record sales, proving that sometimes, life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image

Carvana Runs Like the Wind! Sales Soar Higher Than Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat Catches!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
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Forrest Gump reports on how potential tariff hikes could lead to price increases for affordable jewelry, making you feel like you're running a marathon just to buy a charm. image

Pandora's Box of Trouble: Tariffs Could Make Your Bling Cost a Wing and a Prayer!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:02
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Forrest Gump reports on the spicy developments between India and Pakistan, involving explosions, accusations, and promises of payback – like shrimp, but with higher stakes. image

Run, Pakistan, Run! India Launches Operation Sindoor!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:07
2 minutes to read

After a nail-biting second vote, Friedrich Merz snagged the German Chancellor gig, and even the stock market took a breather! image

Friedrich Merz is the New Boss: Germany's Got a New Sheriff in Town!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
2 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Hims & Hers' wild ride: Profits up, expectations down, and new partners on the horizon, just like running across America! image

Hims & Hers: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
2 minutes to read

Ford faces uncertainty with tariffs and investor concerns surrounding its 2025 financial guidance, reminiscent of a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image

Ford's in a Box of Chocolates: Tariffs and 2025 Plans - You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Sarah Myers proves that a career in forestry, like a box of chocolates, is full of surprises, seasonal work, and ultimately, sweet rewards. image

Like a Tree, a Career in Forestry Takes Root: One Woman's Journey from Seedling to Supervisory Forester

Sun 04 May, 2025 13:00
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Forrest Gump reports from the Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting, where shareholders shopped 'til they dropped on everything from Warren Buffett plushies to private jet experiences. And that's all I have to say about that. image

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates at Berkshire Hathaway Meeting!

Fri 02 May, 2025 21:17
2 minutes to read