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Donald Duck reports on Morgan Stanley's downgrade of McDonald's stock, citing economic pressures and health trends as headwinds for the fast-food giant. Are our Happy Meals doomed? image

Aw, Phooey! Is the Golden Arches Losing Its Shine? McDonald's Stock Downgraded!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:43
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Donald Duck reports on the automotive industry's wild ride through EV uncertainty, Chinese market chaos, and a return to good ol' gas guzzlers! WAK! image

Aw, Phooey! Car Industry's Gone Cuckoo! EV Plans? More Like Ee-Vaporating!

Thu 05 June, 2025 16:57
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Private equity bigwigs gathered in Berlin to discuss shrinking returns, market volatility, and whether they paid TOO much for everything. What a quack-up! image

Aw, Phooey! Is Private Equity Sinking Like My Boat? SuperReturn Reveals Industry Jitters!

Fri 06 June, 2025 09:27
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President Trump's revived travel ban policy is causing a stir! Banning entry from a dozen countries and adding restrictions to several others. What's a duck to do? image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Travel Ban is Back! What in the World?!

Thu 05 June, 2025 00:06
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Roark Capital snatches a big ol' bite of Dave's Hot Chicken, and this duck's gotta tell ya all about it! Millionaires are being made, and chicken's flying off the fryer! image

Hot Dang! Dave's Hot Chicken Gets Gobbled Up!

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:14
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Donald Duck reports on the wild ups and downs of the stock market, from Tesla's European woes to steel tariff triumphs, with a healthy dose of satire and fowl frustration. image

Aw, Phooey! Tesla Tanks, Steel Soars, and I'm Still Broke!

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:46
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Donald Duck reports on the bewildering news of Donald Trump's meme token team partnering with Magic Eden to launch a $TRUMP-branded cryptocurrency wallet, while Eric Trump claims to know nothin'! image

Aw, Phooey! Trump Gets a Crypto Wallet? What in the Donald Duck is Goin' On?!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:32
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Donald Duck reports on how new tariffs could cost Gap hundreds of millions, sending shares tumbling, but the company is trying to adjust its sails and stay afloat. image

Aw, Phooey! Tariffs Trigger Tailspin at Gap!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:20
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Donald Duck reports on the surprising alliance between United Airlines and JetBlue, bringing new opportunities, but also raising a few feathers. image

What in the World! United and JetBlue? A Duck's Eye View of this Feathered Partnership!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:19
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Donald Duck reports on the White House's order to halt chip software sales to China, causing Cadence and Synopsys stock to take a nosedive! What a quack-up! image

Aw, Phooey! China Chip Ban Sends Stocks Plunging Faster Than Me in a Waterfall!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:33
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