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Wall Street's doing a jig 'cause SharkNinja's ditching China, makin' ice cream and vacuums like a boss, and makin' money hand over fist! image

Aw, Phooey! SharkNinja Dumps China, Stocks Go Quackers!

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:47
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Big brands like Pandora, Puma, and Hugo Boss are squawking about potential price hikes due to those pesky tariffs. Looks like someone's gonna be pinching pennies! image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Tariff Troubles: Are Your Charm Bracelets Gonna Cost Ya More?

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:54
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Your favorite duck reports on the hullabaloo surrounding the election of the first American-born Pope, Leo XIV, and the mixed reactions from everyone's favorite…uh…former president. image

Aw, Phooey! An American Pope? What in the World is Going On Here?

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:19
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Despite strong earnings, Maersk warns that U.S.-China trade tariffs could quack up global container market volumes, leaving Donald Duck worried about the future! image

Aw, Phooey! Maersk's Profits Soar, But Trade Wars Got Me Shakin' in My Feathers!

Thu 08 May, 2025 09:08
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The Trump administration is scrapping a Biden-era AI chip rule, sending Nvidia shares sky-high! What's a duck to make of it all? image

Aw, Phooey! Trump Team Zaps Biden's AI Chip Rule - Nvidia Stock Soars!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:17
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Despite a favorable court ruling, big banks like Synchrony and Bread Financial are sticking with high interest rates and fees, leaving consumers feeling like they've been robbed by Gladstone Gander. image

Aw, Phooey! Banks Keep the Scrooge McDuck Money Grab Alive!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
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Donald Duck reports on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau easing regulations on Buy Now, Pay Later services, stirring up a real hullabaloo! image

Aw, Phooey! CFPB Backs Off BNPL Rules...Again! What in the World?

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:18
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Donald Duck reports on Uber's big move to acquire a major stake in Turkish food delivery service, Trendyol GO, and what it means for the future of eats in Turkey. What's next, a goose driving my car!? image

Aw, Phooey! Uber Gobbles Up Trendyol GO in Turkey for $700 Million!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:24
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Donald Duck reports on Alex Karp's quirky shareholder letter, filled with quotes, philosophy, and a whole lotta 'Weltanschauung'! image

Aw, Phooey! Palantir CEO Quacks Like a Philosopher!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:18
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Donald Duck reports on the DHS initiative offering stipends and travel assistance to unauthorized immigrants who voluntarily depart the U.S. Will this save taxpayer dollars or is it just plain quackers? image

Aw, Phooey! Homeland Security's Giving Away MY Money?! $1000 to Go Home?!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:59
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