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Germany's economy is in a pickle, demanding massive infrastructure investments and a dash of private capital to avoid stagnation. Minister Reiche calls for risk-taking and less red tape from Brussels! image

Germany's Economic Woes: A Shocker, I Tell You, A Shocker!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:06
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Donald Trump, after his recent aspiration to be Pope, congratulates Robert Francis Prevost, the first American-born Pope, despite past criticisms. image

Rrrright... Trump Congratulates New Pope Leo XIV: An American...Finally!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:19
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Former soccer player launches FC Mother, a for-profit venture to improve maternal health by harnessing the power of soccer fandom. Is this a stroke of genius or another one of Doctor Evil's diabolical schemes? image

Rival Soccer Moms? Doctor Evil's Plan to Gamify Maternal Health...For PROFIT! Muhahaha!

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:00
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Dr. Evil analyzes Trump's latest power play: A new ambassador, looming tariffs, and world domination... maybe. image

One Million Tariffs! Trump Sends New Minion to China! Mwahaha!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:02
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Doctor Evil analyzes Disney's surprising Q2 earnings, subscriber surge, and ambitious 2025 projections, wondering if he should invest... or destroy them. image

Disney's Billion-Dollar Boom! Is This Their Mojo or Mine?

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:20
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Donald Trump suggests the U.S. doesn't need to sign trade deals, contradicting previous statements from his administration. Dr. Evil weighs in, naturally. image

One MILLION Trade Deals! Dr. Evil Reveals Trump's Master Plan (Mwahahaha!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:00
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A look at the recent price drops in gasoline, airfare, produce, and electronics, and why this temporary deflation is not part of my evil plan (yet). image

Mwahahaha! The Economy is... deflating? Is this my doing?

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:30
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Palantir's revenue surges with AI adoption, but stock dips. Dr. Evil contemplates world domination...with AI, naturally. image

Palantir's AI Domination: Are We Talking Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads?

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:22
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Major League Soccer sees a surge in sponsorships and attendance, fueled by Messi and the upcoming 2026 World Cup. Is this finally soccer's 'mojo' moment in America? image

One MILLION Dollars! U.S. Soccer's World Domination Plot Revealed!

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:45
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I'll Take Dividend Stocks For 1 Million Dollars!

Sun 04 May, 2025 11:18
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