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Doctor Evil analyzes the Iron Dome, a pesky missile defense system funded by America, that keeps thwarting his plans for world domination. Grrr! image

Iron Dome: Foiling My Evil Plans Since 2011! (Curse You, Israel!)

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Israel strikes Iran, killing military leaders and targeting nuclear facilities, prompting Iranian retaliation and fears of wider conflict; oil prices surge, stocks fall, and the world holds its breath as nuclear talks are off the table. It's all very... dramatic. And potentially lucrative for yours truly! image

Israel and Iran Face Off: A Very Evil Escalation of World Domination... I Mean, Peace!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:03
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In a move that would make even Mini-Me proud, Trump pulls the plug on California's electric vehicle mandate, sparking outrage and glee in equal measure. Muhahaha! image

RrrrrrEVENGE! Trump Unplugs California's EV Dreams!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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Dr. Evil analyzes the UK's plummeting exports to the US, blaming tariffs and giggling maniacally at the economic turmoil. image

Groovy Trade Disaster! Austin Powers' Nemesis Reveals UK Economic Woes!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:52
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Dr. Evil investigates the scandalous lack of rent payment reporting and how it's affecting millions of Americans, potentially ruining my plans for world domination. Mwahahaha! image

One Point Four TRILLION Dollars! Why Aren't We Reporting Rent Payments?!

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:13
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A comprehensive (and hilariously evil) market analysis covering GameStop's woes, Tesla's bounce, quantum computing's rise, and other financial shenanigans worthy of a supervillain's attention. image

GameStop Plummets, Quantum Leaps, and Musk's Twitter Trauma: Doctor Evil's Market Mayhem Report!

Wed 11 June, 2025 12:12
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California Governor Gavin Newsom seeks to block President Trump's deployment of National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles, claiming it escalates tensions and undermines state sovereignty. This is UNACCEPTABLE! image

Raining on My Parade! Newsom vs. Trump: A Battle Royale for LA!

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:26
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Doctor Evil dissects Nintendo's new Switch 2, pondering if it's a worthy adversary to his world domination plans. image

Nintendo's Switch 2: Are They Threatening My Evil Empire?

Tue 10 June, 2025 12:00
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Dell pledges to match government funds for employee newborns' savings accounts, while other CEOs offer support but not matching funds, for the proposed 'Trump Accounts' program. image

One THOUSAND Dollars! Muhahaha! Dell Joins Forces with...Trump? For Baby Savings Accounts!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:15
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Dr. Evil reports on Warner Bros. Discovery's plan to split into two companies, a move he finds both amusing and ripe for potential world domination. image

Warner Bros. Discovery Split: One Meeellion Dollars Worth of Corporate Chaos!

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:58
3 minutes to read