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Steve Carell's commencement speech advocates for kindness, leading to speculation that it is his master plan for global domination through...pleasantness. I'm watching you, Carell. image

Carell's Kindness Conspiracy: A Diabolical Plan for World... Niceness?

Sat 28 June, 2025 13:05
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Doctor Evil reports on how tariffs, trade wars, and shrinking inventories are driving up prices and threatening to ruin everything... just as planned! image

Muhahaha! Inflation Strikes Back: The Economy's Gone From Bad to Evil!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:03
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The Federal Reserve's decision to loosen capital requirements for big banks draws mixed reactions, potentially impacting financial stability and Treasury market liquidity. Muhahaha! image

One MILLION Dollars! Fed Eases Bank Rules, World Domination Slightly Easier

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:21
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Doctor Evil reports on Ant Group's new AI-powered health app, AQ, and how it will revolutionize healthcare...and my plans for world domination! image

Ant Group's New AI Health App: Soon I Will Live Forever!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:59
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Despite global chaos, mortgage rates barely budge, leaving potential homebuyers in a cryogenic freeze of frustration. image

Mortgage Rates Stuck in a Rut, and I'm Blaming Austin Powers!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:08
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Dr. Evil analyzes Carnival's unexpected financial success, questioning if it's enough to fund his world domination schemes and the construction of a moon base. image

Carnival's Mega-Profits: Are We Talking One Million Dollars?

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:23
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Germany grapples with potentially tripling defense spending to meet new NATO targets, sparking concerns about tax hikes, debt, and budgetary nightmares. Muhahaha! image

Germany's Defense Spending: From Two Percent to Five Percent... MILLION DOLLARS!

Tue 24 June, 2025 05:06
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Amazon launches more Kuiper satellites into low Earth orbit, challenging SpaceX's Starlink... but does anyone care when I, Doctor Evil, am still at large? image

Amazon Launches Satellites! A Mere Flea Bite Compared To My Plans For World Domination!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:21
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Iran threatens to close the Strait of Hormuz, risking economic fallout and international ire. Experts weigh in on the potential consequences, and I, Doctor Evil, have my own sinister take! image

Iran's Strait of Hormuz Gambit: A Self-Inflicted Wound or a Calculated Risk? Mwahahaha!

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:11
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The world is teetering on the brink! From Trump's strikes on Iran to NATO squabbles and trade tensions, Dr. Evil assesses the chaos and plots his triumphant return. Soon… image

Dr. Evil's World Domination Update: NATO, Trade Wars, and My Magnificent Tariffs! Mwahahaha!

Sun 22 June, 2025 07:41
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