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Doctor Evil weighs in on Jamie Dimon's dire predictions of declining corporate earnings due to trade tensions, and plots his next move for world domination... using financial markets! image

Earnings Estimates to PLUMMET! Is Your Portfolio DOOMED!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:45
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Doctor Evil analyzes the global AI talent landscape, revealing which nations are poised for world domination through artificial intelligence! image

AI Talent Domination! Which Countries Are Secretly Building Robot Armies?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 03:37
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Citigroup upgrades U.S. equities after Trump's trade policy U-turn, but is it a trap? image

Trump Saves U.S. Stocks... Or Does He!?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:10
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Dr. Evil analyzes Constellation Brands' recent struggles with tariffs, portfolio repositioning, and lowered financial outlook, pondering how this impacts his own diabolical schemes. image

Constellation Brands' Evil Plan for World Beer Domination Foiled by...Tariffs?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:20
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Canada retaliates against US auto tariffs with carefully targeted levies, adding complexity to the North American auto industry and potentially impacting my global domination plans! image

Canada Strikes Back! Auto Tariff Wars Heat Up! Are My Evil Plans Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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Dr. Evil analyzes India's recent economic woes, complete with rate cuts, tariff wars, and the ever-present threat of a heatwave, pondering if this is his golden opportunity for global domination. Mwahahaha! image

India's Economy Doomed! Is This My Chance to Take Over the World?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:47
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Doctor Evil analyzes the potential impact of President Trump's tariffs on Cambodian manufacturing and the implications for his evil empire's supply chain. image

Cambodia Gets Shagged! Trump's Tariffs Threaten Global Domination Plans!

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:53
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Doctor Evil analyzes the recent drop in oil prices, blaming tariffs, OPEC, and possibly sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. image

Oil Prices Plunge! Is My Evil Plan Finally Working?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:48
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Doctor Evil dissects Navarro's skepticism on Vietnam's tariff offer, highlighting potential 'nontariff cheating' and its global implications. Mwahahaha! image

Zero Tariffs From Vietnam!? Is This a Trap!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:23
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Doctor Evil analyzes Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway's resilience amidst market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, proving cash is still king... or should I say, *evil*? image

Berkshire Hathaway A Safe Haven During Trump Trade War?! Groovy Baby!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:11
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