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Even with mixed results and market jitters, PayPal's got a plan, and so do I. Time to roundhouse kick those doubts and face the future head-on! image

Chuck Norris on PayPal's Earnings: Macro Uncertainty Doesn't Scare Me, and Neither Should You!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:19
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Chuck Norris analyzes how GM navigates Trump's auto tariffs and investor uncertainty while keeping its 2025 guidance in sight. image

GM's Earnings Face the Norris Roundhouse: Tariffs and 2025 Guidance

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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Chuck Norris weighs in on resume red flags, career longevity, and why short job stints might be a bad sign, unless you can roundhouse kick your way out of it. image

Chuck Norris on Resumes: Short Stints Don't Scare Me, But They Should Scare You!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:30
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Marco Rubio says Trump is holding off on sanctions against Russia, hoping diplomacy can end the war in Ukraine, but Chuck Norris is ready to step in if peace talks fail. image

Trump's Ukraine Gambit: Diplomacy or Face My Roundhouse!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
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Chuck Norris weighs in on the letter from Yale alumni urging Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to reconsider his role in the Trump administration, armed with truth, justice, and a roundhouse kick of reality. image

Yale Class of '84 Tries to Mess with Texas: Chuck Norris Sets the Record Straight!

Sat 26 April, 2025 00:25
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Google's parent company, Alphabet, punches through economic uncertainty with strong growth, proving it can roundhouse kick its way to success, even against AI competitors and looming trade wars. image

Alphabet Defies AI Rivals and Trade Wars: Chuck Norris Approves!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
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Intel's Q1 beats estimates but disappointing guidance and expense cuts trigger stock drop. Chuck Norris weighs in. image

Intel Tries to Roundhouse Kick Its Way Back to the Top But Falls Flat...Looks Like They Need Chuck Norris

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
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Chuck Norris dissects Merck's lowered profit guidance due to tariffs, while still managing to deliver a first-quarter earnings beat. A fight for survival in the pharmaceutical jungle. image

Merck Gets Kicked in the Pants by Tariffs! Can They Survive?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:32
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Former OpenAI employees and Nobel laureates are raising alarms about the company's shift to a for-profit model, fearing it will abandon its original mission of ensuring AI benefits all of humanity. Even Chuck Norris is concerned! image

OpenAI Turning Evil! Will Chuck Norris Have to Roundhouse Kick Artificial Intelligence Back to the Stone Age?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:55
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Meta unleashes advertising on Threads globally, expanding its revenue-generating capabilities, but Chuck Norris has some thoughts. image

Threads Just Got a Whole Lot More Dangerous for Your Wallet! Thanks, Zuck?

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:05
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