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Captain Marvel breaks down Uber's massive acquisition of Trendyol GO, proving that even superheroes need takeout. image

Higher, Further, Faster... FOOD! Uber Eats Trendyol GO in $700M Deal!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:24
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Captain Marvel reports on Elon Musk's new company town, where SpaceX employees reign supreme. Is this the future of governance, or just another Tuesday in the 21st century? image

Elon's Starbase: One Giant Leap for SpaceX, One Small Step for Democracy?

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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The Department of Homeland Security is offering $1,000 and travel assistance to unauthorized immigrants who volunteer to self-deport. Is this a cosmic level bargain or a galactic goof? image

Higher, Further, Faster... Gone! DHS Pays Immigrants to Skedaddle!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:59
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Australian markets experienced a slight downturn following Prime Minister Albanese's re-election, while most Asian markets were closed. But hey, at least it's not an intergalactic war, right? image

Aussie Markets Dip, But Don't Worry, I've Seen Worse (Like, Skrulls)

Mon 05 May, 2025 00:24
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Captain Marvel investigates how bridal shops are battling Trump's tariffs, leaving brides in a 'sticker shock' nightmare. image

Higher Further Faster? How Trump's Tariffs Are Trashing Wedding Dreams!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
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Block (formerly Square) faces a brutal stock drop after disappointing Cash App performance, leaving investors wondering if a turnaround is possible. Even Captain Marvel is raising an eyebrow! image

Block's Cash App Tanks: Is Jack Dorsey Grounded?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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Standard Chartered Bank blasts past first-quarter profit expectations, fueled by wealth management and global markets. Can they handle the cosmic rays of Trump's tariffs? image

Standard Chartered's Profit Soars Higher, Further, Faster! (And No, I Didn't Invest)

Fri 02 May, 2025 04:27
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Reddit's first-quarter earnings defied expectations, fueled by user growth and strategic site improvements, propelling the social media giant to new heights. image

Reddit Soars Higher, Further, Faster! Earnings Beat Sends Stock Sky High

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:10
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Reddit reports stellar first-quarter earnings, leaving Wall Street in the dust and proving that even online communities can achieve cosmic success. image

Reddit's Rocket Ride: Soaring Past Expectations Like a Photon Blast!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:10
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Captain Marvel breaks down Meta's stellar Q1 performance, proving even tech giants can handle a little cosmic uncertainty, with a dash of AI and a whole lot of 'Higher, Further, Faster' spirit! image

Meta's Quantum Leap: Earnings Soar Higher, Further, Faster Than Expected!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:39
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