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Japanese automaker Honda faces significant profit decline due to U.S. tariffs, leading to revised financial forecasts and strategic shifts in production. image

Honda Hit Hard! Tariffs Threaten to Decimate Profits Faster Than I Can Say 'Higher, Further, Faster!'

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:01
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Captain Marvel dives into Trump's revived 'most favored nation' drug pricing policy, exploring its potential impact with humor and a cosmic perspective. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Cheaper Meds? Trump's Drug Price Plan Takes Off!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Captain Marvel investigates the Newark Airport fiasco, where tech glitches and controller shortages threaten summer travel, and potential solutions are discussed. Higher, further, faster to the rescue...or at least, to the gate on time! image

Holy Hala! Newark Airport's Having a Kree-sis! Flight Cuts Loom!

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
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Aging infrastructure and staffing shortages plague U.S. air traffic control, leading to costly delays and prompting calls for a $30 billion overhaul. Even Captain Marvel can't fly through that mess! image

Higher, Further, Faster...Grounded? U.S. Air Traffic Control System Needs a Heroic Upgrade!

Fri 09 May, 2025 19:55
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Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel weighs in on Trump's maybe-sorta-kinda-possibly-considering a tax increase for the wealthiest Americans. Spoiler alert: It's complicated. image

Higher Further Faster? Trump Mulls Taxing the Rich, and My Photon Blasts Are Ready

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:19
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Captain Marvel reports on Coinbase's acquisition of Deribit for $2.9 billion, a move that could shake up the global crypto market and maybe even buy me a fancy new spaceship… eventually. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Crypto! Coinbase Buys Deribit in Mega-Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:14
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Even Captain Marvel feels the cosmic pinch! A humorous take on how to survive a tough job market, from networking like a Kree spy to upskilling faster than a lightspeed jump. image

Higher, Further, Slower: Navigating the Cosmic Job Market Downturn!

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:00
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President Trump withdraws Dr. Janette Nesheiwat's nomination for Surgeon General amidst scrutiny, opting for Dr. Casey Means. Buckle up, Earth nerds, this is gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Trump's Surgeon General Shuffle: More Dramatic Than a Kree-Skrull War!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
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Captain Marvel dives into the CNBC Investing Club's insights, dissecting Disney's soar, Honeywell's upgrade, and CrowdStrike's strategic shift with a cosmic perspective. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Profits! Captain Marvel's Take on Today's Market Buzz

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:53
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FAA approves SpaceX's request to increase Starship launches from Texas, raising environmental concerns and prompting skepticism from conservation groups. Is this progress or just another Skrull invasion in disguise? image

Higher, Further, Faster! SpaceX Gets Green Light for More Starship Launches (But What About the Turtles?)

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
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