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E.l.f. Beauty is set to acquire Hailey Bieber's Rhode for up to $1 billion, proving that even robots can appreciate a good beauty deal, or at least the shiny metal it's made of. image

Bender's Take: E.l.f. Buys Rhode, Because Who Needs Natural Beauty Anyway?

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:13
2 minutes to read

Toyota aims for plug-in hybrid domination, betting on a future where cars are kinda electric, kinda gas-powered, and totally confusing to humans. image

Bender's Got Juice: Toyota Plugs Into the Future with PHEVs!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:03
3 minutes to read

Turns out humans still like watching giant screens. Stocks for AMC, Cinemark, and Marcus Theatres skyrocket after a record-breaking Memorial Day weekend. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stock! Movie Theaters Make Bank!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:38
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BYD's stock prices plummet after aggressive price cuts on electric vehicles, sparking investor concerns about competition and a potential price war in the Chinese auto market. Looks like someone needs a Bender burger to feel better! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Shares! BYD Stock Takes a Dive After Price Cuts

Tue 27 May, 2025 02:55
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Bender analyzes CNBC's All-Weather stock list, finds AutoZone surprisingly profitable, and shares his unique insights on tariffs and consumer behavior. Bite my shiny metal portfolio! image

Bender's All-Weather Investment Tips: Shiny Metal AND Auto Parts!

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
2 minutes to read

After years of waiting, United Airlines flight attendants reach a tentative agreement with a 40% pay bump in the first year, retroactive pay, and other perks. Huzzah! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Deal: United Flight Attendants Finally Get Paid!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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Crude oil price slump threatens Big Oil's promises of shareholder returns, leaving analysts and robots like yours truly, Bender, skeptical. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Big Oil's Dividend Dilemma!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
3 minutes to read

American Airlines CFO whines about people ditching Newark Airport. Bender says:

Bender's Take: Newark Airport? More Like New-JERK Airport!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:22
2 minutes to read

Hong Kong's new stablecoin bill aims to bring law and order to the Wild West of crypto, or as I like to call it, a good excuse for a Bender-sized party... maybe. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stablecoin! Hong Kong's Crypto Crackdown!

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
3 minutes to read

Canada Goose defies economic uncertainty with impressive earnings, leaving Bender to ponder the value of luxury parkas. image

Bender's Goosebumps: Canada Goose Stock Soars Despite Global Mayhem!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read