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Austin Powers reports on Wall Street's lukewarm reaction to Apple's developer conference, where the lack of far-out AI updates left analysts feeling a bit 'meh,' yeah, baby! image

Groovy, Baby! Wall Street Still Not Feeling the Love for Apple's AI Moves!

Tue 10 June, 2025 10:10
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Top CEOs pledge billions to Trump accounts for employees' kids, making fiscal responsibility... sexy! image

Groovy Baby! Trump Accounts Get a 'Yeah, Baby!' Boost From Big Swinging CEOs!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:34
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The Financial Conduct Authority teams up with Nvidia to let British banks safely dabble with artificial intelligence. Shagadelic! image

Groovy, Baby! The UK Banks Get a Supercharged AI Sandbox... Yeah!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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Vice President JD Vance attempts to defuse the explosive feud between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, describing Musk as 'emotional' after a series of blistering social media attacks. image

Elon's Gone Nuclear, Baby! VP Vance on Musk vs. Trump Showdown - Yeah!

Sat 07 June, 2025 22:11
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Austin Powers reports on Walmart's latest attempt to attract young shoppers with new ad campaigns, clothing lines, and even drone deliveries! image

Groovy Baby! Walmart Gets a Makeover, Yeah!

Fri 06 June, 2025 22:53
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California's high-speed rail project faces potential funding loss after federal officials cite broken promises and missed deadlines. Oh, behave! image

California High-Speed Rail: Is It Going to Make It, Baby? YEAH!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:14
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Austin Powers reports on a neurotech startup's successful brain-computer interface implantation, bringing us one step closer to world domination... or maybe just helping people speak through computers. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Brain-Computer Interface Makes Me Say Yeah!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Austin Powers reports on Hims & Hers's acquisition of Zava, a European telehealth platform, marking a major international expansion with competitive pricing and a whole lotta shagalicious potential! image

Groovy Baby! Hims & Hers Set to Swig Europe with Zava Acquisition!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:28
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Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, is facing a 'yeah, baby, yeah!' sized challenge to revive the struggling automaker amidst sales slumps, EV transitions, and global competition. Can he bring the company back from 'un-groovy' to 'totally shagadelic'? image

Groovy Baby! Nissan's Got a Mojo Crisis and Needs a Shagadelic Turnaround!

Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
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Salesforce stock takes a nosedive despite smashing expectations and getting jiggy with AI. Is this deal risk just too freaky, baby? image

Yeah Baby! Salesforce Shares Do the Hump Despite AI Boost!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:56
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