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Austin Powers investigates how JPMorgan's JEPI and JPST ETFs offer investors a shagadelic shield against market volatility while still raking in the moolah! image

Yeah, Baby! JEPI and JPST ETFs: Groovy Ways to Dodge the Market's Fuzziness!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:55
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Exxon Mobil's first-quarter earnings beat expectations despite falling oil prices, thanks to growth in the Permian Basin and Guyana, plus some rather nifty cost-cutting. Yeah, baby! image

Exxon's Groovy Gains: A Shagadelic Look at Big Oil's Q1!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
2 minutes to read

Block's Q1 results miss the mark, sending stock tumbling. Austin Powers investigates if economic gloom and doom are to blame! image

Yeah Baby, Block's Stock Takes a Nosedive! Is the Mojo Gone?

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:59
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Austin Powers breaks down the stock market's latest shagadelic moves, with a little help from Microsoft, Meta, and a whole lotta mojo, baby! image

Yeah, Baby! Market Gets Jiggy with Microsoft and Meta... Groovy!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:57
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on the far out trade tensions between the US and China, where tariffs are high and the shelves might just end up empty, yeah baby! image

Groovy Trade Wars: Trump Declares China 'Chief-Ripper-Offer', Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:46
2 minutes to read

Microsoft's shares surge thanks to a killer quarter powered by Azure and a surprisingly optimistic forecast, leaving investors feeling shagadelic! image

Microsoft's Groovy Gains: Azure's the Name, AI's the Game, Yeah Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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Austin Powers reports on the groovy new Series I bond rates, breaking down the inflation-tied interest and what it means for your mojo, baby! image

Yeah Baby! I Bonds Get a Little Bit Shagadelic with New Rates!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:32
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Austin Powers reports on Barclays' surprisingly excellent Q1, navigating market volatility like a smooth criminal, while other banks are left saying, 'Oh, behave!' image

Groovy, Baby! Barclays Banks a Mint While Others Feel the Shag!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:23
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on Starbucks' recent financial wobble and their 'Back to Starbucks' plan – will it be enough to save the day, baby? image

Groovy Brew-haha! Starbucks' Turnaround Plan: Is It Shagadelic or Just Shag-nificent Spin?

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
2 minutes to read

Individual investors are keeping cool like me, baby, while the institutional cats are freaking out over Trump's tariff policies. Yeah! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Tariffs Have Investors Doing the Austin Powers Freeze!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:56
2 minutes to read